Wandering, random thoughts for a Tuesday

I'm too guilty not to recycle. Right down to the tags off of tea bags. I had an amazing recycling week. I have three receptacles and could have used 6 more. Can you say clearnce junkie? I am disappointed to see cardboard boxes stuffed into the garbage can when the recyling receptacle is next to it, nearly empty. Only twenty-two percent of Tusconans have curbside and 95% of them, I'd swear, don't use it. I think packaging is horrific and I try to be conscious of it's recyclablity. I have 7 million batteries in my garage. :D I just found out where to take them too! A beautiful Native American man with a tear streaking down his cheek ensured that I am incapable of littering and I will pick it up too but have never reclaimed a pee bottle and don't intend to ever! I "sneak" the empty toilet paper rolls away from the yoga studio and am amazed at how often they are available for the taking. It's one of the easiest and most satisfying things to do. Why would anyone find obsessive recycling strange?
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
 
I am always wondering about the shoes!!! Sometimes I will see 3 in one day! How does that happen? Do people put shoes on the top of their car? I think the shoe thing is one of the most bizarre occurances there is - and they're everywhere!! :)

I'm glad you brought this up!

Jo
 
It is a known fact that SBU or Sperm Build Up causes MPS Male Pout Syndrome.
ya know?
Judy
"Likes2bfit" since 1999
 
"My question is if men don't have periods and cellulite, why do they get more muscle mass, never have to breast feed or get up, if mom does, and shouldn't they have to gain the weight if we have to deliver the baby?"

Yes, there are some things that we have to endure that men don't, but men have to wear shoes and socks and shirts and ties to work in the middle of summer. What torture! I feel so sorry for them as I breeze around in my tank tops and sandals. I think that makes up for an awful lot!

-Nancy
 
Okay, it's Wednesday and my thoughts are still wandering and random.

Why is it that no matter how old you get, life is still like high school sometimes?

Do blondes really have more fun?

I don't really believe in genies, but I like to spend time considering what my three wishes would be if one suddenly appeared out of a lamp.

Do people really think I'm interested in a blow-by-blow description of their commute to work EVERY SINGLE DAY?

Can 1 lb weights do anything for you except cause a repetitive strain injury?

How come even though I keep throwing things out, I still don't feel better?
 
>Okay, it's Wednesday and my thoughts are still wandering and
>random.
>
>Why is it that no matter how old you get, life is still like
>high school sometimes?

For me High School was way more fun than now!!
>
>Do blondes really have more fun?

YES!! Of course!!
>
>I don't really believe in genies, but I like to spend time
>considering what my three wishes would be if one suddenly
>appeared out of a lamp.

I have no idea what I'd wish for...

>
>Can 1 lb weights do anything for you except cause a repetitive
>strain injury?

They can make your glutes REALLY sore...:)
>
>How come even though I keep throwing things out, I still don't
>feel better?

I have this problem too...:(...Carole
>
>
 
Here goes my explanation to Shelley's random thoughts:

I think that the random shoes were regurgitated by very angry cows (no self pity there) who were frightened when feral (formerly house) cats fed them too much fruitcake! As for the skinny women, I am at a loss, but I'm up for lunch on any plane...

Paula
 
>Okay, it's Wednesday and my thoughts are still wandering and
>random.
>
>Why is it that no matter how old you get, life is still like
>high school sometimes?

Ahhh yes, the days of trying to get to class before the bell rang, stupid boyfriends who dumped you for no apparent reason, always trying to wear the "right" clothes, doing everything in your power to get out of gym class... yeah, those were the days.


>Do blondes really have more fun?

I have no idea, since I've never been a blonde. I think how much fun you have depends on how proactive you are at seeking out fun. :)


>I don't really believe in genies, but I like to spend time
>considering what my three wishes would be if one suddenly
>appeared out of a lamp.

I'd wish for huge pectoral muscles... okay, not really. That's Ren's wish. I'd wish for... enough money so that I can quit my job, the ability to eat as many cookies/cakes/pies/Blizzards as I want without gaining an ounce of fat, and world peace. (Whirrled peas?)


>Do people really think I'm interested in a blow-by-blow
>description of their commute to work EVERY SINGLE DAY?

OMG, I gotta tell you about my drive to work this morning! First, there was this idiot who kept trying to cut me off. Then, I got behind this super-slow semi and I wanted to CRY because he was going soooo slooooow... oh, wait, sorry... you probably aren't interested in this story. ;)


>Can 1 lb weights do anything for you except cause a repetitive
>strain injury?

They might strengthen small muscles, like the tongue. Or the big toe lifting muscle. I've always wanted stronger big toes.

>How come even though I keep throwing things out, I still don't
>feel better?

Well, clearly you're throwing the wrong things out. Instead of old papers and stuff you never use anymore, try throwing out your sofa, or your bathtub. You'll definitely feel something then.
 
Evily, you're so funny. :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 :7 I have this image of your toes curling a 20-lb. dumbbell. I'd love a pic of that. ;-)

There's this list of people I'd want hurt baaaad. That'd be my first collective genie wish. If there's a "collective" clause, I'd have the genie take out the first three on the hit list.}(

You know I'm kidding, don'tcha?

You know I'd wish for zero body fat, huge muscles and a butt everyone will photograph for motivational purposes.:)

Shelley, maybe you have to throw out people, not things. Just a thought.:)

MOO!
Pinky
 

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