>Okay, it's Wednesday and my thoughts are still wandering and
>random.
>
>Why is it that no matter how old you get, life is still like
>high school sometimes?
Ahhh yes, the days of trying to get to class before the bell rang, stupid boyfriends who dumped you for no apparent reason, always trying to wear the "right" clothes, doing everything in your power to get out of gym class... yeah, those were the days.
>Do blondes really have more fun?
I have no idea, since I've never been a blonde. I think how much fun you have depends on how proactive you are at seeking out fun.
>I don't really believe in genies, but I like to spend time
>considering what my three wishes would be if one suddenly
>appeared out of a lamp.
I'd wish for huge pectoral muscles... okay, not really. That's Ren's wish. I'd wish for... enough money so that I can quit my job, the ability to eat as many cookies/cakes/pies/Blizzards as I want without gaining an ounce of fat, and world peace. (Whirrled peas?)
>Do people really think I'm interested in a blow-by-blow
>description of their commute to work EVERY SINGLE DAY?
OMG, I gotta tell you about my drive to work this morning! First, there was this idiot who kept trying to cut me off. Then, I got behind this super-slow semi and I wanted to CRY because he was going soooo slooooow... oh, wait, sorry... you probably aren't interested in this story.
>Can 1 lb weights do anything for you except cause a repetitive
>strain injury?
They might strengthen small muscles, like the tongue. Or the big toe lifting muscle. I've always wanted stronger big toes.
>How come even though I keep throwing things out, I still don't
>feel better?
Well, clearly you're throwing the wrong things out. Instead of old papers and stuff you never use anymore, try throwing out your sofa, or your bathtub. You'll definitely feel something then.