Wandering, random thoughts for a Tuesday

allwildgirl

allwildgirl

Cathlete
I discovered while running last night that although anger may be an energy (in the words of John Lydon), self-pity sure as heck isn't.

I want the stories behind all the single shoes lying on the side of the road. How did they get there? Do people just drive along and suddenly decide that their right or left foot needs to be unfettered and free to feel the breeze, so the shoe gets tossed out the window?

Wouldn't it be nice if we could all astrally project and have lunch together on some higher plane?

Who decided that skinny women were sexy? Curvy, round women used to be sexy. Who changed that ideal? I bet it was some skinny chick.

Why am I always compelled to moo at cows in fields at the side of the road?

What does my cat see in my house that I don't, that sends her tearing off, all crazed and frantic?

Does anyone actually LIKE fruitcake?
 
"Why am I always compelled to moo at cows in fields at the side of the road?"

LOL shelley this one made me chuckle for some reason.

kassia

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be
disappointed to discover they are not it -- Bernard Bailey
 
Good one on the shoe question...why is that???

My hubby always rolls the window down and moos at cows. He also quacks at ducks!

I like fruitcake IF it's loaded with nuts.

Our cat dashes thru the house like a wild cat AFTER she has a BM in her box. Maybe she feels sooo good after???

One I am going to ask when I get to heaven...why don't men have peroiods and cellulite??? NO FAIR!

Your-Friend-In-Fitness, DebbieH (AKA "Den Mother Debbie")http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/wavey.gif[/img] If You Get The Choice To Sit It Out Or Dance...I Hope You DANCE!!!
 
Speaking of nasty things thrown from cars...What is it with various plastic bottles full of yellowish liquid? My husband swears that it is the "Truckers Toilet" and I can't bear to think that all of that trash is really someone's pee. Not that I care they are too busy to pull over and will use a bottle, but the fact that they cannot nicely toss it into a trash can when they eventually DO stop. Some of the bottles I see on the freeway are quite large and I would assume took more than one time to fill. If they can hang onto it long enough to fill it, they can surely hang onto it long enough to toss it properly.
 
Anger is wonderful energy, Shelley, as long as it's channelled wisely.;-)

The mean, jealous other shoe probably pushed the nicer shoe out the window.:)

Would love to have lunch with ya, Shelley. I'll bring cookies if you bring chocolate.:9

I blame the fashion and magazine industries for that skinny ideal.

MOOOOOOOO!:)

I don't know much about cats and I HATE fruitcake. It doesn't taste like fruit or cake.

Pinky:)
 
My question is if men don't have periods and cellulite, why do they get more muscle mass, never have to breast feed or get up, if mom does, and shouldn't they have to gain the weight if we have to deliver the baby? Isn't the whole reproduciton thing inequitable? Even the wya they become aroused is too male. could they have a little more subtlety? Why is what I find lacivious, his idea of wooing and being romantic?

Those yellow bottles are quite gross. I wouldn't do that even if I was equipped differently and littering is just wrong. They should rinse and recycle at the very least.

I wonder about the shoes over power lines and the quite large number of underpants out there.

I think cows are beautiful even though they are not as prettly shaped as horses. I will moo at cows.

I talk to our new neighbors dogs and I think they think I am strange to chat with them but they are going to like me even if there's no trust yet.

I just realized that my recycling is still in the garage and I could get a pickup every other day.


Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
 
My random thoughts have been:

Has anyone pissed in this coffee when I wasn't looking?
How do those tennis shoes get up there? They're not cheap.Always wondered too.
Why do you feel like throwing your fast-food bag trash out of the car? You're going somewhere that has a trash receptacle, right?

Marla
 
I don't get that shoe thing either .. poor shoe ... maybe they are looking for the missing sock that always seems to get lost in the laundry?

I had a cat who was sooo sensitive to noise ... a teeny tiny bump and she'd scatter!

I love animals .. cows included ... moooo!

I've never tried fruitcake ... seen it but have never tried it ... I am not even sure I know what it IS?!

Cath :)
 
Okay Limey, let's see:

to experience self-pity is human - to let it go positively, divine...how's that?

I think the tenny got mad after a fight with an aggressive stilleto

You know that you & I do more than enough time to cover breakfast, lunch, dinner, a few snacks, and a couple other guilty pleasures }(

Me dost think all the skinny lovers reside in the pit, if you know what I mean ;)

MOOOOOOO!!!! I mean, doesn't everyone just do this by default?

I dunno about your cat but mine is just crazy as a loopnut.

I hate fruitcake. I like to use mine for paperweights.



"you miss 100% of the shots you never take"

Debbie
 
Shelley,
I loved reading your random thoughts for some reason and I HATE fruitcake. If I'm going to eat dessert it ain't gonna be fruitcake!!!
Angela:7
 
Shelley...I have also wondered about the shoes???
I don't Moo at cows, but the first time I saw a horse's...YKW...it was a very loud scream!

Debbie.....men might not have peroids but they do have UMS....Ugly Mood Swing!!

Dani53...your DH is right about the bottles. I have a good friend who was a UPS long distance trucker!!

Fruitcake is YUKKY!!!!

My cats seem to dash around alot lately, as my neighbors little dog comes over quite alot to visit...half Jack Russell, half Chihuahua...


...:)...Carole
 
I think I'd rather see a man pee out a car window than litter the roads with pee filled bottles. Who's going to pick those up? I am a rabid recycler and I wouldn't do it. No way, nosireebob!

You know what I say. Women are from earth. Men are from hell.
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
 
That is too funny Carole! Your cats get all huffy & indignant when your neighbor comes over?!!! I can't help but smile. Gosh! Animals are too funny if you stop & notice their actions! Mine are also a bunch of characters.

Marla
 
Bobbi, I'm also a rabid recyler & find it confusing that "I", the laziest person on earth, can recycle, but other people think it's too much trouble. Seriously! I get lazy about doing housework but it's no great hardship to recycle my aluminum cans or jars or anything else that has that triangle on the bottom. I just took 18 lbs of soda cans to the recyler today because I was off & I needed to clean my junk. Ya'll know I am a Diet Coke freak, right?

Marla
 
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