Wackiest diet

kimyenchu

Cathlete
Hello everyone,

I wonder what was the wackiest, weirdest, most vile diet you have ever been on. I have only ever really attempted one diet in my lifetime and it was enough to put me off for life!

A few years ago when I was working at an American summer camp I came across a diet book for Hollywood. The cover said that Liberace and Linda Gray were huge fans and had written endorsements by them. The back was a picture of the author's skeletal frame. It was based on fruits like strawberries, blueberries, watermelon, magoes, pineapples - really high water contents and expensive foods. The reason why I thought it was good was because it said I could anything I wanted and still lose weight: chicken with skin, lobster with butter, cheese cakes etc: no counting calories, no weighing foods and no low fat anything! Anyway, when I attempted it I found that it was really really really expensive to eat like this because you have to eat nothing but fruits for 2 whole weeks (the first phase) to clean out your system. What happens if straweberies, watermelons and blue berries are not in season? You would have to pay £10 for a kilo of blue berries and a kilo is not enough to get you through the day. Anyhow, I ended up eating loads of acidic fruits and my mouth was bleeding from the amount of acid I was consuming and the enamel on my teeth was wearing thin. Furthermore, I didn't have enough fruits in the house to get me through the day and ended up eating other foods, which ruined the diet. In the end I didn't lose any weight whatsoever and I nearly lost my teeth!

Despite saying that you can eat whatever you want, you actually can't eat it WHEN you want. It was very rigid and the foods had to be in certain order. You still have to give up foods like milk, which I thought was bad because of the erosion to the teeth by the fruit acids.

On closer reading of the book, I realised this was one sick woman forever obsessed with the scale and 'potruding hip bones'. I could not believe I bought into all the rubbish she was espousing. Quite frankly, if I ever see her in person I would like to kick her bony little arse!

After that I am loathed to ever go on another diet! Now I avoid any regime that smacks of rigidity, structure, promises the earth and cost earth.

Yen
 
Years ago I did that wacky cabbage soup diet! Can't believe I actually did it twice! I did lose weight, 7 lbs per week, but guess what...it came right back on!!! That was one crazy diet. I remember one day eating only milk and bananas and of course as much cabbage soup as I wanted!

Colleen
 
Dolly Parton Diet. OMG. I think it's been re-named a few times too it's the one where you eat the 9 eggs one day, 9 bananas another, I can't recall the rest of it but it's 9-9-9-9-9-9 then a day where you eat brown rice all day & then REPEAT the whole farse OMG it was horrible :-hmmm
 
Hi there! I am embarassed to say that I have probably tried them all. I remember the cabbage soup diet very well, I think I sat on the toilet the entire time I wasn't eating the darn soup. I tried the popcorn diet, lost a lot of weight, too bad death and malnutrition are the pesky side effects! I too remember the 9 banana diet, etc. My mother, a very thin woman, who "ballooned"(her word) up to a size 7(gasp) in her ninth month of pregnancy, put me on the Atkins diet when I was 10. That also worked, but was pretty hard for a little kid. In college I ate lettuce with no dressing for lunch and dinner every day with 24 bottles of Pepsi light. In the Eighties diet drugs were very popular and those also made me lose weight. I also did the Eat for your blood type diet. After becoming a gestational diabetic and topping out at 267 lbs. I quit processed sugar and white flour and pretty much got it together. Since then I have Somersized, Atkins again, and Protein Power. Afer all this I have finally figured out that I can eat like a normal person if I exercise. I wasted a lot of time, and starved a lot! Gosh, was I an idiot!!
Dawn
 
I'm really sorry. I know this thread isn't supposed to be funny at all, but I've been cracking up reading these crazy diets!
 
My friend was telling me about a diet she tried one time.She as tried lots of diets.This one did work BUT the weight didn't stay off (of course).You were on for 3 days and off for 4.
It was the 3 day diet.I don't know much about what she ate but it had a lot to do with grapefruits, and hot dogs.Oh, and ice cream.I think you had a cup of vanilla ice cream a day.
Thats about all I remeber but it sounds weird enough for me.
Lori
 
I am proud to say that I got a nutrition education early in life and therefore have never been on any diet I would consider "wacky". And that would be just about all of them!!

Janice
 

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