Unclean eating - the downward spiral

Shelley,

Don't try to defend his white collar (with jingly bells) crime! He knows what he did. Bad cat! And the tipsy calico wants me to tell Limecat that Meow means Meow!
 
Luna, Fat Cat wants to know if she'd cheat on Lamb Head just once? If she won't he reuses to lend his evil genius to my plans and I need him.

Shelley, I see that Marla is a catophile and Sleeping Cat could very well be sleeping. Cat's sleep something like 18 hours a day and still come up with diabolical designs for world domination. I can't tell you how I know this but I do. That other cat in the photo looks like a plotter. Recruit him/her, okay?

I couldn't find a cap for Fat Cat and he's not speaking anyway to me thanks to Luna. By the way, HE says if he sees any of your cats they are toast and I believe he means that literally. He's also likes frog legs since French cuisine is how he got so very rotund. He's very vindictive and mean but that could come in useful for the sort of conquer I have in mind. It's for the greater good. Mind your cats, sistahs!

Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
 
Bobbi - My precious little Froggie is monogamous; however, Lamb Head gets around quite a bit. In fact, I heard him the other night talking up a cute furry little kitten wearing the most darling elephant costume.

So put Fat Cat on the treadmill and cut out the Tender Vittles and Lamb Head will focus his wandering eyes (and whiskers) in Fat Cat's general direction. Froggie will be crushed. :(
 
Thank you for posting that picture. Now Froggie, Lamb Head and the ever present Luna know who the real target is.... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! }(
 
Make that "TARGETS"!!! Oreo is no match for Froggie!! And I have photographic evidence that Luna lifts weights. Though, sadly, I have no way of posting that picture here. Lamb Head can't be reached for comments. He's been a baaaad boy!
 
Oh my stars, Bobbi, it really happened!! The Arizona heat set your head ablaze and now it is completely GONE!!! I think you should just admit to yourself that you are headless and stop trying to substitute cats and branches for your noggin. Embrace your headlessness!
 
Those are 2 of my 4 mischievous cats. Must be nice to sleep all day! Actually Bobble, the white one will sleep all day, but if you dare take a nap, she's wailing for you to play fetch with her.

Marla
 
You are too cute! And leave that cat alone! Poor baby. He just wants to go nap somewhere. He's on your head plotting his escape.

Marla
 
That would be Oreo. I started this endeavor with her, the black and wite one, and have a lovely picture of her clawing her way done my back! So I bit her head off with my giant teeth! Just kidding. I love Oreo but she is more chicken than cat. Tomorrow Ali promises to take a beautiful, flattering photo of me but for now this is all I have. My daughters think I am insane but I had a great time this afternoon. My cats are furious with me though! :D
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
 
I bet your cats are furious! Serves you right! And as far as taking a more flattering picture, you already look awesome & fun! What more can you ask for?

Marla
 
Sydney took one in which I parodied Shelley's pose but my legs looked so skinny and I looked like I'd been smoking something. :D But I am fun. I am. I hate having my photo taken. I am always struck by those teeth, such big teeth, and if you look closely at the headless photos, those laugh lines are ever so prominent because I was laughing my little heart out. My kids scrunched their noses and looked at me like was bonkers and I told I would go as far as I had to if I thought I could elicit, even a smile. They went along with me though. It is so wonderful to delight oneself so. ;) Those are their cats, by the way. Gabby actually flipped me off, that hussy. And Oreo won't come out from under my bed.

As for photos, makeupless with my head obscured is one thing; makeupless with a cat on my head??? My aura of mystery is gone. Don't tell me you weren't expecting a more glamorous photo? Don't I strike you as glamorous, Marla? SAHM of three in the bustling metropolis of Tucson Arizona where it reached 109 today? Shelley was expecting a cowboy hat and a cactus, a Sahuaro, with me astride. But I have no leather chaps so I put the cat on my head. I confess, I am dreadfully self-conscious about photos and hate them but I am getting over that as soon as I post one that makes you say ooh, la, la, Bobbi is gorgeous! ;)
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
 
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