I am writing it off as PMS, Perverted Munchie Syndrome. I have experimented with all manner of nutrient scant food lately, like a food junkie in need of a fix. But whatever that gnawing craving is, it cannot be satisfied by worthless food and, holding the empty cupcake paper, it's obvious it looks better than it really IS.
So, I am forgoing the unclean unless I know it will elicit delight and satisfaction the way it can when it's eaten occasionally. Sam's birthday is coming. Do I want to take away the excitement of eating chocolate cake for birthdays and special occasions, and better yet, frosting? Now I won't even be so happy to get to eat frosting until I wished I hadn't, dag nab it all! I think I may have short circuited my love of the occasional splurge already and that's fine because of the ones I HAVE eaten. Who needs it? The thought makes me make my face look like this: x(
I took the kids out for pizza last night and then to Baskin Robbins for ice cream. They were out of Pistchio Almond so I didn't get one. I had already decided not to since I'd eaten two cupcakes, pizza, a salad with ranch which was not on the side because those freaks poured it on top. But as I walked into the ice cream joint, I quickly decided what the H-E-double toothpicks, an ice cream cone won't kill me! Which of course it wouldn't have, but still, I didn't want it. I couldn't savor it. I was just going to eat it because we don't go to Baskin Robbins very often and it was there.
I have concluded this type food is evil and we have perhaps been hypnotized by someone or something who does not want the cat women and the dog mommie to take over the world because we are too bloated, fed up and over fed by our own lust for not just unclean food but filthy dirty rotten stinking insidious icky pooh pooh slop?
So I am declaring my intention to do thirty days of well planned workouts fueled by clean, preferabaly organic foods and lots of green tea and triple filtered water to detoxify my body of the poor nutrients and preservatives and additives, we can't forget the preservatives and additives, and not to eat the unclean unless I really truly want it and to eat only the dark chocolate that has so much cocoa (73%) that my neighbor's 2 year old actually dumped hers
behind the back of my leather chair because it's so intense it doesn't taste like candy at all.
Much more importantly than all of this: Wendy, how's Joey and where are the pictures? You "sound" bright and happy. Are you up to taking over the world yet? Are you willing to get a cat to use as an avatar? Maybe we should get dog avatars to put those who might want to stop us from taking over the world from stopping us? Did I say that out loud?
Bobbi
http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"
Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
