Things a burglar won't tell you

LauraMax

Cathlete
Not to put a damper on the holidays, but it's good info everyone should know. :)

THIRTEEN THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU

1.
Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.

2.
Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.

3.
Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste... and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.

4.
Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it..

5.
If it snows while you're out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.

6.
If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don't let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it's set. That makes it too easy.

7.
A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom - and your jewelry. It's not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.

8.
It's raining, you're fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door - understandable. But understand this: I don't take a day off because of bad weather.

9.
I always knock first. If you answer, I'll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don't take me up on it.)

10.
Do you really think I won't look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.

11.
Here's a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms.

12.
You're right: I won't have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with me.

13.
A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system. If you're reluctant to leave your TV on while you're out of town, you can buy a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow of a real television. (Find it at
http://www.faketv/.com/)


8 MORE THINGS A BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU


1.
Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.

2.
The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.

3.
I'll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he'll stop what he's doing and wait to hear it again. If he doesn't hear it again, he'll just go back to what he was doing. It's human nature.

4.
I'm not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house without setting it?

5.
I love looking in your windows. I'm looking for signs that you're home, and for flat screen TVs or gaming systems I'd like. I'll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds, just to pick my targets.

6.
Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page. It's easier than you think to look up your address.

7.
To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way to let in a little fresh air. To me, it's an invitation.

8.
If you don't answer when I knock, I try the door. Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and walk right in.

Sources:
Convicted burglars in North Carolina , Oregon , California , and Kentucky ; security consultant Chris McGoey, who runs
http://www.crimedoctor.com// and Richard T. Wright, a criminology professor at the University of Missouri-St. Louis, who interviewed 105 burglars for his book Burglars on the Job.

Protection for you and your home:

If you don't have a gun, here's a more humane way to wreck someone's evil plans for you. (I guess I can get rid of the baseball bat.):


WASP SPRAY


A friend who is a receptionist in a church in a high risk area was concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them when they were counting the collection. She asked the local police department about using pepper spray and they recommended to her that she get a can of wasp spray instead.

The wasp spray, they told her, can shoot up to twenty feet away and is a lot more accurate, while with the pepper spray, they have to get too close to you and could overpower you. The wasp spray temporarily blinds an attacker until they get to the hospital for an antidote. She keeps a can on her desk in the office and it doesn't attract attention from people like a can of pepper spray would. She also keeps one nearby at home for home protection. Thought this was interesting and might be of use.


FROM ANOTHER SOURCE


On the heels of a break-in and beating that left an elderly woman in Toledo dead, self-defense experts have a tip that could save your life.

Val Glinka teaches self-defense to students at Sylvania Southview High School . For decades, he's suggested putting a can of wasp and hornet spray near your door or bed.

Glinka says, "This is better than anything I can teach them."

Glinka considers it inexpensive, easy to find, and more effective than mace or pepper spray. The cans typically shoot 20 to 30 feet; so if someone tries to break into your home, Glinka says, "spray the culprit in the eyes". It's a tip he's given to students for decades. It's also one he wants everyone to hear. If you're looking for protection, Glinka says look to the spray.

"That's going to give you a chance to call the police; maybe get out."

Maybe even save a life.

Put your car keys beside your bed at night.

Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr.'s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car keys beside your bed at night.

If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies. This tip came from a neighborhood watch coordinator. Next time you come home for the night and you start to put your keys away, think of this: It's a security alarm system that you probably already have and requires no installation. Test it. It will go off from most everywhere inside your house and will keep honking until your battery runs down or until you reset it with the button on the key fob chain. It works if you park in your driveway or garage. If your car alarm goes off when someone is trying to break into your house, odds are the burglar/rapist won't stick around. After a few seconds all the neighbors will be looking out their windows to see who is out there and sure enough the criminal won't want that. And remember to carry your keys while walking to your car in a parking lot. The alarm can work the same way there. This is something that should really be shared with everyone. Maybe it could save a life or a sexual abuse crime.



 
And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it..


Oh man. my landlord and I leave flyers, ads, and business cards in our doors all the time. We will pass them 100 times before we take them and put them in the garbage.

Great tips.
 
Thanks for passing that on, Laura.
The tips on the wasp spray (never would have thought of it!) and the car keys are great.

Another thing I heard a long time ago: burglars keep their eyes on obituaries, to see when a family might not be home because they are at a funeral. Always have someone housesit for you when you attend a family funeral (this is something that a neighbor who wants to help out, but who is not really a friend of the sort to attend the funeral) could do.
 
Great info Laura, thanks. We were robbed in the Spring by the AC guys who had been doing work at our house for 8 years. We trusted them. They were a father/son team. Although we felt we knew them and we trusted them, my husband kept a pretty close eye on them, however, they pulled 2 classic moves (according to the police). One of them had to keep "going out to the truck to get tools", which made it impossible to watch them both, and at one point one of them had to show my husband something up in the attic, leaving the 2nd free to roam.
They pawned over $5,000 worth of jewelry for $117! (By the time the PD tracked this down, the jewelry was long gone)

It CAN happen to you, even when you think you are being careful!

The lesson to be learned here: shop for jewelry at a pawn shop!

Seriously, thanks for the great info.
 
Thank you!! i love the tip regarding using your car alarm!! I'm going to keep the spare key on my nightstand -

But, this made me LOL

>>>3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste... and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.


My backyard, I'm embarrassed to say, looks like a dump right now... Maybe i'll just keep it that way!

I had someone knock on my door asking if wanted my carpets cleaned - I have hardwood floors throughout the house. He wanted to know if he could come in to see!! WTH??!! He was very persistent and I had to be downright rude to get him off my property.
 
Thanks LauraMax! That's GREAT info! I was always suspicious of delivery people and workers coming in my home! I never let them come into my kitchen where they can see my fire escape window! Luckily for us, if they don't see that they actually won't know there's fire escapes for our building as the architect was brilliant in tucking them away so that you can't see them from outside.

Does any one know what stores sell wasp spray? I would REALLY like to get this. What a great tip! I have no idea in Toronto where to go to get wasp spray? Would a store like Home Depot sell that?
 
Does any one know what stores sell wasp spray? I would REALLY like to get this. What a great tip! I have no idea in Toronto where to go to get wasp spray? Would a store like Home Depot sell that?
I was just in Rural King and saw it (it's a farm and home store). Home Depot should have it. Any store that sells gardening suppllies and insect repellants would be a good bet.
 
Any hardware store would have wasp spray but it might be a seasonal thing for stores like Walmart or Home Depot. You would definatley be able to get it from a pest control company.
 

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