The Things People email :)

[Miss Lee]

Someone just sent this to me and I think it's hysterical--Enjoy!

>I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and
>we all could use more calm in our lives.
>
>By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have
>finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve
>inner peace was to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of the Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, Doritos and a box of chocolates.
>
>You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
>
>Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
>
>

 

[melodygirl]

I am ROTFLMAO!!!

I am going to find me some inner peace NOW.:7 Thank you Dr. Phil and Michele.

 

[August]

donut donut donut donut donut donut donut donut donut donut

 

[buffettgirl]

Heck, all I cane find to finsih are a bag of carrots and a can of catfood.

 

[gogigi]

THAT was funny!
Angela:7

 

[briee]

August....I think you like donuts as much as I do. And you can legally drive while under the influence of donuts - that's the really great part.

Briee

 

[buffettgirl]

After rereading this post, I think I must have finished something alcoholic. How many mis-spelling can YOU find?

 

[Timber99]

Hysterical! I just copied this and sent it out to a few people for a good Friday funny

 

[andtckrtoo]

Right on Dr. Phil!! I agree with this approach whole heartedly!!

 

[Kathy02]

Ok, first the inner peace thing sounds like the prescription that I could use every now and then.
Second, Autumn, you are too funny! I think you're post made me laugh even harder than the original, if that's possible!

Kathy

 

[DeanaMax]

HA! Hee Hee!! That was great

 

[DeanaMax]

and I actually feel a little motivated to finish up some projects - not the kind you mentioned but the kind that you tend to put off.

 

[briee]

oooooooooo.....someone else who's seasonally challenged.

Briee (see it's not just me!!! )

 

[trunyon]

OMG Michele! You are hilarious!:7 I am dying laughing here!!!!!

 

[Kathy02]

AUGUST!! Oh, my dear god, I can't believe that I did that. I'm so truely, very, very sorry about that. I'm obviously on my friday brain and it's not quite as powerful as the rest of the week.
Briee, the sad thing is that, honestly, I didn't get what you were talking about. It took me a few read thru's of your post, my post, and then finally, after a few minutes of complete blondness, I got it. It was when I was doing my final scroll thru that it clicked when I looked at August's user name and the name I gave her, Autumn, was still fresh in my head.
*Goes and hides under a rock, as to not offend anyone else on Fridays brain.

Kathy

 

[August]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!



:* :*

 

[alsrnbsn]

I am just wishing that I could be at innnn-(hiccup) er peace right now!!!

 

[pink_fortitude]

hahahahahahaha! I am sending this to some friends that I know would just LOVE it! hehehehe

Missy