The Party Thread

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Alexis52

Cathlete
I'm feeling frisky. I'm feeling irreverent. I think we need a party. The topic is: In A Perfect World ......

Do-gooders are not invited though. Yeah, yeah, we all want world peace and a cure for cancer but, to be honest, it's not party material. So here goes. I hope you all join in the fun! Lexy

In A Perfect World .......
1) Cathe would take us all to Hawaii for a winter break.

2) I would eat White Cheddar Cheezits whenever I wanted and tell everyone to "get their own box" without shame.

3) I would eat hot fudge sundaes every night and never gain weight.

4) I would never have to go to the dentist.

5) It would only rain when I wanted it to.

There's thousands of them I can think of! Alexis
 
HMMMMM,in a perfect world.....
1.I would be able to tell people exactly whats on my mind and no one would take offense to it( i am a push over)
2.I could take as many days off of work,still have enough to pay my bills and no one would care
3.I could eat cheesecake for breakfast and not feel guilty and not gain weight (of course)
4.Everything I tried on would look perfect, and I didn't have to pull everything out of my closet when I am going out.
5.Family memebers (that you like) wouldn't have to live so far away.
6.The snow would disappear.RIGHT NOW!!!!!
 
OH, and the Cathe thing....
She would come to our house,tell us what body parts we need work on and tell us what to do about it...
 
In a perfect world...

1. I could do IMAX 2 every day and not feel it in my joints.
2. There would be no winters.
3. I'd have washboard abs.
4. I could sing.
5. I wouldn't be "hippahips".:7

Pinky
 
Hellllooooo... I'm here to party, Lexy!!!

LOVE your thread, oh snowbound girl! :)

In a perfect world:

1. I would have great difficulty keeping weight on, unless I ate chocolate and potatoes and premium ice cream every day without fail.

2. Cathe would open a satellite club in Atlanta, where she'd jet in to teach classes once a week and otherwise would conduct classes on closed-circuit TV. Oh yeah, this club would be 5 minutes from my house. I would have a lifetime free membership.

3. My 17-year-old son would say "Mom, you know, I don't think we're spending enough quality time together."

4. The same son would ecstatically select a college 5 minutes from my house. :)

5. Alexis would airmail me a box of yellow cheddar Cheez-Its every time she buys a box of white cheddar ones. My Cheez-Its would help me maintain my weight, and I wouldn't have to share either.

6. My hair would miraculously remain auburn streaked with Goldwell Blonde #7G and #8H, even after all the layers grow out. My colorist would say "Kathy, I've never seen anything like it -- you don't need ME anymore!" :)

7. Perimenopause and menopause, collectively, would last one day. Max.

8. My Bichon, age 7, would change his mind and revert to being fully housebroken. ;-)

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/sport/sport-smiley-003.gif Kathy S. http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0903/spezial/spudniks/spudniklifter.gif
 
RE: Hellllooooo... I'm here to party, Lexy!!!

What was I thinking??? I want to live in YOUR perfect world, Kathy! I was in a hurry (getting hors dourves) and didn't think through my perfect world. But alas! My perfect world can change at my command! Thanks for coming to the party, you wild and crazy ladies! Lexy
 
In a perfect world, I would play the violin like a virtuoso.

In a perfect world, dark choclate would not have to be eaten in moderation becasue of the fat and calories.

In a perfect world, my waist would elongate, I'd have teeny, tiny ribs, my breasts grow a couple of cup sizes and I'd have a nice round butt.

In a perfect world, Alexis and Kathy would be my next door neighbors.

In a perfect world, Aragorn would look at me and say, "You have my sword."


Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"
 
In a perfect world my cyber friends wouldn't have a party on a night I'm working, and can't get online!! WAH!!! LOL!!

Anyway ... in a perfect world ...

1. I would be with my Prince Charming!! LOL!!

2. I could eat all the chocolate I want and never gain weight!!

3. It would be warm!! LOL!!

4. My favorite songs would always be playing on the radio!!

5. Roses would bloom all year!!

And that's just for starters ... :D

Carol
:)
 
Okay, let's see, in a perfect world..

1. There would be no alarm clocks. Everyone would sleep until they were done sleeping and the most successful people would be the ones who could sleep the most.

2. Success would also be measured by how kind and gentle you are. The most highly paid and powerful people in every company would be the ones who are the nicest and the most nurturing.

3. The dress code at work would be sweats and fuzzy bunny slippers.

4. The ideal female shape would be one without a waist (mine), and beauty would be measured by how many rolls of fat you have around your middle (the more, the better).

5. Sugar would be good for your teeth.

Alexis, I feel better just thinking about it. Thanks! :D
 
RE: Nancy, I'm moving in with you!

Okay, Kathy, I'll throw it in:

6. Cheez-its (for Kathy), Jelly Bellys (for me) and Empire Kosher beef franks and chocolate donuts (for my DH) would be the healthiest foods on the planet!
 
RE: Nancy, I'm moving in with you!

1. Eligibile to retire today with a golden parachute where my husband and I could spend each day just the way we want to and everything is paid for.

2. Haagan Daas ice cream is 1 calorie, 0 grams of fat and 30 grams of protein per 1 cup serving. That would be every flavor, thank you.

3. Same goes for Cheez Doodles.

4. I wake up every morning with make up and hair in place.

5. A cream is invented that literally stops gravity affecting the
aging human body. Better yet, the cream lifts parts of the body that are shall we say, falling. Yes and it lifts skin too.

6. An eye drop is invented that cures presbyopia and I can see as well as I did 10 years ago.

7. Gas prices drop to 10 cents per gallon.

8. My dogs will live a long as I do.

9. Relative humidity in Florida stays about 50%. It's a hair thing.

This was fun. I could go on and on.
 
RE: Nancy, I'm moving in with you!

Oh this is good! OK, my turn.

In a perfect world I could eat whatever I wanted and have Cathes figure.
I could call the weather man and request what weather I want, lately it would be 78 and sunny for 2 weeks.
Every weekend I could fly my son to Disney world and just walk in without paying and there would be no lines!
There would be a laundry fairy!
My hair would grow to however long I wanted it at just a thought. That way I could have it short one day and long the next.
Being tan wouldn't be bad for my skin, so I could be tan.
I wouldn't have to work unless I wanted to, but I would still get paid millions of dollars a year!

There that is all that I can come up with right now. Give me time and I'm sure I'll think of more!}(

Kathy
 
>In a perfect world, Aragorn would look at me and say, "You
>have my sword."

Bobbi, you're TOO FUNNY!:7 Love it! Ohmigosh, I can't stop laughing! Among all those characters, I love Gimli the best. He was a hoot. Does that mean anything?

Pinky
 
In a perfect world...

1. Prince would release ALL his vaulted material. WOO HOO!!!!!!
2. Jude Law, Johnny Depp, Jim Caviezel, and Orlando Bloom would star in a silent movie about men who are alergic to fabrics, subsequently forcing them to walk around nude. This movie would be filmed in slow motion.
3. Cathe would make a video a month for at least the next 15 years.
4. It would be discovered that candy corn has the exact nutritional value of dark green veggies.
5. Cosmetics and bras would be free.
6. No more PMS!
 
Pinky, he IS cute as a button. I think it means you like a guy who makes you laugh and you are open to short men with lots of hair. That's very unusual in this day of going for the hot guys. Don't get me wrong. I am going to go see Jillbeans fantasy movie, but, if I didn't have such a fabulous husband, I sure as heck wouldn't rule out hobbits and dwarves for elves and men. Didn't Robyn say "good things come in small packages", in the "How tall are you?" thread? As long as THE package isn't too small! LOL! I am going to go wash my mind out with soap now but I'll leave you with this. Although I find Viggo incredibly attractive, so rugged and soft-spoken, I also find bald men strangely alluring. Which is a good thing since my husbands getting rather shiny-pated! He however, is buttoned-down and well-spoken. So much so that even I, with my jaws of steel, have a hard time getting a word in edgewise! :D
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"
 
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