Subject: The Mommy Test
Date: Thu, 6 Apr 2006 19:44:15 EDT
The Mommy Test...
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs"
I
replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," ... I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass th! e test, you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.
When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.
beth6395
Date: Thu, 6 Apr 2006 19:44:15 EDT
The Mommy Test...
I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs"
I
replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," ... I was thinking quickly, "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mommy." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. "OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass th! e test, you have to be the daddy." "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.
When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mom.
beth6395
