<---supercalifragilistic

<---thanks Debbie, Bobbie and Tammy for sharing their Snickers:9
<---has been reading kiddie encyclopedia to her son which he found in his school's book fair
<---is worried he'll grow up to be a nerd?}(
<---has been reading about whales and blowholes
<---thinks there are too many blowholes in the world
<---read that when whales breathe through their blowholes, that's called "spouting"
<---thinks there's too much spouting as well
<---is thinking of Kramer's golf ball in that Seinfeld whale episode, could use one (or a basketful) now}(
<---needs a chocolate fix!

Pinky
 
<---fears Pinky
<---respects Pinky's chutzpah
<---would like a chocolate fix as well but is settling for water instead ;(
 
<--- is also replacing chocolate with water - sounds like a book, huh?:p Like Water for Chocolate:)
<--- feels giddy
<--- thinks she has too much to do tonight
<--- may be up painting until the wee hours
<--- is glad she got the walking lunges and sit-ups out of the way this morning
<--- is contemplating cereal for dinner
 
<--- thanks Pinky for the well wishes
<--- wonders what time we are eating at Debbie's???
<--- thanks Debbie for the invite
<--- agree this URT has to go so I can enjoy chocolate
<--- wonders where else you could go to read about flatulence, French hos, uncircumcised penises, snot, and blowholes
<--- feels funny after taking DayQuill... not funny ha ha either

Edited to keep it civilized and PG-13. :)
 
<---has Phil the philodendron, of course. Fikey Mikey Maria is the name of the ficus. George, Fred, Bob are the names they tell me to call them and I always just let them name themselves.
<---dotes on them.
<---has enormous house plants all over the place and no green thumb, just a fussy devotion and a desire for the good effects of having indoor plants like my mom did
<---have had most for years and buys little sad ones and begins ritual of transplantation uttil they get huge.
<---am amazed at how Shelley's shift form PMS to giddy transforms her back into her bad self and when I say bad, I mean good!
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
 
<--could eat cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
<--doesn't like taking Dayquill
<--hope Autumn feels un-funny soon
<--SHOULD replace chocolate
<--thinks her pregnant co-worker is becoming a bad influence with all the food around x(
 
<---tells Pinky my middle son loved to read encyclopedias and maps when he was little, and he turned out very smart and not nerdly at all
<---is proud middle son is a national merit scholar and has very high SAT scores
<---remembers the days of extensions and extension conflicts all too well as one computer in the household is still running System 9
<---is typing this on 17" laptop whose name is 'Big'
<---is going out for a cup of coffee

Tammy
 
<---ROTFL @ Angie -- you can come to but stay away from me ;)
<---Pinky my son LOVES books - Brown Bear is his fave
<---sometimes reads threads and just wants to hit my head on the desk
<---wonders if anyone else has experienced this
<---wonders when Boybie will want to eat - needs dinner before bed!
<---misses DH but won't be home until 11...boo
<---wonders again where Friday is lurking
<---tried to tell Boybs he'll be the cutest lil pumpkin next month
<---thinks spinning workout will happen tomorrow
<---lastly wonders if you eat candy while spinning does it equal out?
<---cockadoodledoo!!!!



"you miss 100% of the shots you never take"

Debbie
 
<---respects Becky as well, and coming from Becky, that is an honor:)
<---thanks Tammy for the different perspective;-)
<---thinks Aiden will be one super smart dude -- and can ricochet while flying in a cape, too:)
<---son loves books about dinosaurs and the human body, of all things
<---sometimes reads threads and just wants to BARF:p
<---asks y'all to bitch slap her if, as her muscles grow, her head gets too big for her britches
<---has been running around the house all afternoon doing the laundry, fixing snacks, babysitting, shredding junk, doling out home therapy, de-cluttering...whew!
<---thinks that the sugar in the candy will power the spinning workout:p
<---doesn't know what to have for dinner
<---tuna with hummus maybe? doesn't know if that'd taste good:eek:

Pinky
 
<---tells Pinky today I did want to barf :p
<---will just hit my head on the keyboard a few more times
<---is sooo tired but can't sleep yet
<---had a horribly rough time getting boybie down - crazy crying
<---could not figure out what he wanted - finally passed out
<---hopes to get to the gym tomorrow
<---is glad tomorrow is humpity hump day
<---one day closer to donut day
<---everyone on this board needs to pipe down & eat a donut :p



"you miss 100% of the shots you never take"

Debbie
 
<---has remarkaably strong stomach and loves the barf invoking stuff but swears it must be all the on upping done in a family of thirteen and not just being sicko lover of vulgarity. For instance, was first shocked and then delighted that someone had mentioed coffee that had possibly been pissed in.
<---thinks pissed is a dreadful word and does not use it but found it so funny - sicko, lover of vulgarity!
<---imagines a spit take but was not drinking anything at the time.
<---has neighbor who speaks English as a second lauguage and swears like a sailor, really bad words that would have meant mouth soaping for me but have no real meaning to her. Swear at her in Spanish and she's shocked but I'm not becasue they have no meaning to me. She may have desensitized me. It's all her fault I'm a vulgarity loving sicko.
<---will spend a day replacing all vulgar, sicko words with moos.
<---thinks Tammy is rightly proud. What a boy!

Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
 
<--loves to wake up in the morning and read the rest of this thread
<--thinks thread got even funnier as it went on!
<--noticing a "farm animal" theme emerging
<--notes her BIL has a farm
<--with cows
<--AND chickens
<--once took care of said cows to "impress" then BF
<--remembers not so fondly cows sneaking into barn at night and doing their ... er .. business ..
<--had to clean it up
<--now knows the true meaning of a not so nice phrase
<--still married BF!!
<--thinks DH owes me big
<--realizes 7 years may be a tad long to hold a grudge ;-)
<--must go to work
<--MOO! CLUCK!
 

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