Someone from this forum should apply for Survivor

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Tallchick

Cathlete
I know no one want to lose their muscle but you would gain it back. Wow, we would have someone we know to stand behind.
No, I can't do it. I would be a horrible rep cuz I am lazy and I have small children that I could never leave so don't suggest it, if it crossed your mind. After all, I am working on the Dufus workout under "I hate cardio"
So, who can do this for us????????
 
I wouldn't go on Survivor unless they had a "Survivor: Ritz Carlton" edition!

It's not so much the hunger and filth - for me I wouldn't be able to deal with those nights where they get pounded with rain and freeze their butts off. And I can't eat fish without gagging, so I don't know how I would make it. I really hate the idea of cameras following me around even when I have to go to the bathroom.

I'd end up quitting and would be humiliated on national tv!

I remember reading an interview with Jeff Probst when he said we'd be surprised how many of the contestants come back with serious health problems. The African season was the worst - a bunch of them had parasites and required months of treatment. No thanks!
 
Oh yeah! I would like to join you for Survivor: Ritz Carlton! I bet I could order more room service that you--HA!

Michele:7
 
My DH (when he was my S/O) had considered trying out for Survivor. I think he would have done well but his job would not have been very "agreeable" had he made it so he decided to not even try out. I wish he had though. It would have been so neat even if he never made it in! :)

I, on the other hand, would never even ATTEMPT it!!! I am sooo not cut out for that kind of thing. For one thing, I am one person who NEEDS her food and when I get too hungry I am AWFUL, not to mention how quickly I can get light-headed, dizzy and weak from not eating...me on Survivor? NOT A CHANCE! LOL

It does intrigue me though and I wish I was the type of person, with the right "life situation" to try out for it...:)

I agree with the A-jock vote. Great choice!
 
Oh well. I can understand the Ritz-Carlton thing. So, what about it Aquajock? How about you Carole? What do you say?????
 
I think A-Jock would be great!!!...OMG no! not me!! I am not good like Wendy either if I don't eat...and I never see them getting any VEGAN meals in the reward challenges?? And NO Coffee every morning???? I do believe my smart mouth would get me kicked off quickly...}( x(
 
I'm all for A-jock too. ALthough I am sure there are many more viable competitors I am forgetting.

I'm with you Carole. Ask me to eat fish and bugs? No way! No showering? I wouldn't like that.
 
I'm so glad you all want to try out for my Ritz Carlton edition!

Just think of the challenges: "who can drink the booze out of the mini bar the fastest?", raft races in the pool, backrub competitions, and "whose manicure lasts the longest without chipping?"

All challenges will be done wearing the plush bathrobe and fuzzy slippers.

Winner gets to stay at the Ritz for another month!
 
Heck, I think any one of us deserves the million w/o setting foot on a deserted island...after all, Cathe work outs are much tougher than what those Survivors endure, right? ;)
 
LaGuapa,

You're making the "RC Survivor" sound mighty appealing.:)

Hey, A-Jock, we'd watch you on Survivor from our plush Ritz Carlton Survivor competition. How about it?:7
 
Count me in for the Ritz Carlton edition. I think that I might win in the "who can call room service the most and for creative reasons that just might cause a bit of controversy." ;) }(

Bam
 
I just told DH that my friends here on the Forums think I should go on "Survivor". He said, "Dolly, what's 'Survivor'?"

I think DH and I are the only people left on the planet who have never seen that or any other "reality" show. "Survivor" is the show where you have to eat centipedes and trash-talk each other in some remote but strangely exotic / eroti locale, right?

Or does that describe 90% of the Reality shows?

Thanks for the vote of confidence!

A-Jock
 
Aquajock, I love your response. I never watch Survivor either cause I rarely watch TV, but if you or any Catheite were there, I'd watch.:)
 
>I vote for Aquajock. Her wit and strength will make her a
>prime competitor!!!

That was my first thought!

Go, AJOCK!
 
> I never see them
>getting any VEGAN meals in the reward challenges??

Definitely not a vegan-friendly show: and the only "vegetarians" they've had on the show were those fake ones who ate chicken and/or fish.

I don't see how they don't get sick from some of the reward challenge food: soft drinks, fatty cheeseburgers, junk food. Calories, yes, but healthy calories? No way!

Though that apple from last year's show (I haven't watched this year at all) was pretty tasty looking.

There's no way I could even think of going on this show. I'd be first one voted off (or at least HOPE to be!...I'm sure I could make myself obnoxious enough to get the boot!)

I remember after the first season, some of the contestants gained quite a bit of weight after the show, because they couldn't get used to eating normally again. They did eventually lose it, but I think their metabolism was screwed up for a while.

I think now, some of the more savy contestants really prepare, by packing on some extra weight (both fat and muscle) before going. (though some of them are awefully skinny before the show even start: there was one woman last year who I was really worried about. She was thin to begin with...and just wasted away.)

A cousin of our secretary was on the show last year. The skinny, dipppy blond chick (eliminated pretty early on).
 
I gave up on Survivor after the first series.

Do you think some real estate developer is going to out survive a retired US Navy SEAL in real life. That SEAL would have eaten those people for breakfast.

Instead of "voting them off the island" make it time exclusive and see who truly would be the last one standing. I've worked with Boy Scouts who had better wilderness survival skills.

Dave
 
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