RE: <---someday we'll be together, yes we will, yes we ...
<-- loves loves loves the jokes
<-- may print out this thread and share with the bootcampers tomorrow
<-- is not going to school today
<-- will be resting/working here instead
<-- feels like a bum for working this morning and not going down to school
<-- doesn't get sick pay, though, so...
<-- thinks George wants a lap, since he is going behind every open door and meowing at the open crack until <-- go to the outside of the door and look at him through the crack
<-- says his favorite way to play this involves a nail file and his mom
<-- says George has consumed/ruined more nail files...
<-- is feeling mostly better, but still tired
<-- generally says: what's gray? a melted penguin
<-- will also say: a man walks into a bar. ouch
<-- believes those were <--'s two favorites from junior high and <-- can't remember any longer ones, LOL
<-- also enjoys:
a man goes to his doctor with a black eye on Monday. the doc asks how the man got the black eye. the man says: well, I was standing behind a woman in church yesterday, and we stood up to sing, and her dress was caught in her crack. so, being the gentleman that i am, i reached over and tugged her dress out for her. well, she turned around and smacked me one, right in the eye!
so the doctor advises to ice the eye, etc, and to not pull any more dresses out of any more cracks without permission.
the next Monday, the man returns to the doctor with the other eye blackened. the doctor asks the man how he got his second black eye. the man says: well, I was standing behind the same woman in church yesterday, and would you believe it, but as we stood up to sing her dress was caught in her crack again. the man next to me reached over than tugged her dress out for her. I immediately told the man next to me, "she doesn't like that!!!" and I stuck it back in!!!
<-- swears you should hear <--'s dad tell that ^^^, it's a riot :+
<-- thinks this is a fantastic hump day thread:7