RE: Some southern humor here. Are you.....
I from the country, and I like it that way.....
(1)I just got to say that it is not uncommon to see someones cow in the middle of the road where I live. Three times so far in the 4 years that we have lived in these backwoods has this happened.
(2) Hear and see your neighbor just holding his gun in the air and letting it go off for no apparent reason...freaks my dogs out all the time. LOL!
(3) Getting to a mall takes 1 hour
(4) When someone ask for directions, they always want to know the nearest cornfield (as if that is going to tell them how to get to your place)??? Or this one..."do you live by nancy, jane, howard, thelma"
(5) You set up an appt with an electrician to come out to your house and no one shows up. When you call, they are all out hunting. Guess they forgot? (This really happened too)
Charlotte~~