My SIL sent me these thought you guys might enjoy them.
Inside every older person is a younger person-wondering what the hell happened.
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the @!tch up with cookies.
I try to take it one day at a time--but sometimes several days attack me at once!
If you can't be a good example--then you'll just have to be a horrible warning
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.:7
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes through the windows.
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought of half as good.x( Luckily this is not difficult.:7
The hardest years in life are those between 10 & 70. ~~Helen Hayes @73.~~
Laugh & the world laughs w/ you. Cry & you cry w/ your girlfriends.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blond jokes because I know I'm not dumb--and I'm also not blond. ~~Dolly Parton~~
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage & a career. ~~Gloria Steinem~~
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. ~~Zsa Zsa Gabor~~
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.~~Eleanor Roosevelt~~
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. ~~Roseanne Barr~~
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.~~Elaine Boosler~~
Behind every successful man is a suprised woman.~~Maryon Pearson~~
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. ~~Margaret Thatcher~~
Inside every older person is a younger person-wondering what the hell happened.
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the @!tch up with cookies.
I try to take it one day at a time--but sometimes several days attack me at once!
If you can't be a good example--then you'll just have to be a horrible warning
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.:7
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes through the windows.
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought of half as good.x( Luckily this is not difficult.:7
The hardest years in life are those between 10 & 70. ~~Helen Hayes @73.~~
Laugh & the world laughs w/ you. Cry & you cry w/ your girlfriends.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blond jokes because I know I'm not dumb--and I'm also not blond. ~~Dolly Parton~~
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage & a career. ~~Gloria Steinem~~
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. ~~Zsa Zsa Gabor~~
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.~~Eleanor Roosevelt~~
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. ~~Roseanne Barr~~
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.~~Elaine Boosler~~
Behind every successful man is a suprised woman.~~Maryon Pearson~~
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. ~~Margaret Thatcher~~
Some were pretty funny, some I've heard before.