I wonder what he has in store for Shelley. She's exploited his picture to a degree that must induce utter rage in him. If I were Shelley I'd be looking over my shoulder, waiting for the moment he pounces. Of course, after that I wouldn't worry to much. What can a tiny cat do? Unless he does have minions?
Runner Attacked By Legion of Cats
Ontario, Canada. "They seemed to be working together as if they had a plan", observed a horrified onlooker who witnessed the first known cat attack in Canada's history. "They sprang forward from the underbush, with such ferocity, the runner collapsed instantly beneath the onslaught. Hissing and mewling, claws out, the ennraged strays tore at the defenseless woman, who was no match for the furious felines in spite of posessing biceps veins and sporting a six-pack.
The attack but lasted moments before the beasts retreated, leaving the runner scratched, flesh scored from head to toe, running clothes in shreds. In a bizarre turn of events, the crazed kitties somehow contrived to pour lime juice over the runners claw sliced flesh and left what one witness described as "halved, hollowed out limes which resembled small helmets', lying on the downed runner and around her body. Police searched the area but found no trace of the pack.
The runner, who's name is being withheld pending notification of relatives, will sufer no permanent damage except faint scracth marks which should fade in time, reported an ER doctor. When questioned by reporters on the scene, the woman was unable to give an account of the vicious assailment and kept repeating "All hail, Limecat. All hail, Limecat...." as she was wheeled into the hospital.
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