Question......no laughing!!

Have you ever seen the little short on Nickelodeon about flatulence? It's so reassuring. Everyone does it. The baby, the Queen of England, even the dog. The average is 14 times per day and it's ewwwww factor is supposed to vary based on what you eat. Not so. I eat very little meat and mine are silent but deadly OR audible and awful in spite of that. I became unapologetic becauses the bottom line ;) is we all toleratae our own just fine but go apoplectic when it's the person sitting next to you. I have a joke. We find very large wolf spiders in the house. (I catch them and put them out.) I ways just say, "Barking wolf spider. Big one." And I grin and that's it. We used to have an agreement that the gassy person step out for a moment but no one would and sometimes it just happens before you even can stick you fanny out the back door any way. :)
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