Politically Incorrect - but funny!

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Cathlete
I got this on e-mail today and thought it sooo funny! I do not know where it originally came from:

When is the "F" word acceptable? There are only eleven times in history where the "F" words has been considered accetpable for use:

“Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this @#$%ing mad”
--Sadaam Hussein, 2003

“Aw, c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?”
-- Bill Clinton, 1999

“Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!”
-- Noah, 4314 BC

“Where the @#$% are we?”
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

“You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?”
-- Michelangelo, 1566

“How the @#$% did you work that out?”
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

“It does so @#$%ing look like her!”
-- Picasso, 1926

“Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that”
-- Einstein, 1938

“Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?”
-- Custer, 1877

“What the @#$% was that?”
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

“What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?”
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
 
WAYNE!!! That was the @#$%-ing funniest post you've ever written!! LOL!!!

Carol
:)
 
Since you mentioned a 4-letter word. Here's an interesting piece of information on another one:

"SHIPPING MANURE

Exciting historical information you need to know about shipping manure, should you ever have a need.

In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship. It was also before commercial fertilizer's invention, so large shipments of manure were common. It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the term "Ship High In Transit" on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane. Thus evolved the term "S.H.I.T," which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day. You probably did not know the true history of this word. Neither did I. I always thought it was a golf term."

Neat, huh?
Patricia
 
I used to listen to a radio station that gave an acronym to every day except Thursday--I only remember 2 and what they used to say on Thursday instead of the acronym.

Wednesday was Triple H --Happy Happy Hump Day
Friday--duh--TGIF

Thursday they always said "So Happy It's Thursday" The acronym would be S.H.I.T.
 
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