Parents do you make stupid threats to your children.....

[haydee]

and know good and well you can't do the stupid thing you say.

Ex: My daughter is staying with my sister and says my five year nephew is always getting into some sort of mischief. Well here is one of the "idol threats" that my sister said to her son.

Viola (my sister) told Devin (my nephew) "If you don't stop spitting in my car I'm going to pull over and bend your teeth.

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My mother was ALWAYS good for say:

I'm going to cut your behind.

My response, under my breathe of course, was "it's already cut".


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Haydee

 

[aila212]

RE: Parents do you make stupid threats to your children...

Keep stomping your foot and i'll cut your toes off. I say that every time my daughter does that:7

 

[ducky]

RE: Parents do you make stupid threats to your children...

If you don't stop I'm going to ground you for the rest of your life.

 

[dpiglet]

RE: Parents do you make stupid threats to your children...

If you don't stop complaining about what I made for dinner I will never feed you again. I like the bending the teeth threat.....

 

[ldy_solana]

haydee

how cool my daughter's name is viola. sometimes i say something along those lines. or if she doesn't stop touching stuff i am going to tie her fingers together or something like that. its like i don't even think about it,it just comes out.

kassia

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be
disappointed to discover they are not it -- Bernard Bailey

 

[toastythemosty]

If you don't stop, I am going to freak out! (Let the entertainment begin is probably what they are thinking)! LOL!

Another...

Keep it up (do I really want them to "keep it up") Oh, my!

Charlotte~~

 

[Boybert]

If you keep doing that I'm going to knock you into next week.



"you miss 100% of the shots you never take"

Debbie

 

[ldy_solana]

>If you don't stop, I am going to freak out! (Let the
>entertainment begin is probably what they are thinking)! LOL!
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>Another...
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>Keep it up (do I really want them to "keep it up") Oh, my!
>
>Charlotte~~
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MOMMY"S GOING TO LOSE HER MIND, and she will look at me and continue to do whatever it is she is NOT suppose to be doing. if any ever seen bill cosby himself you must see this. "brain damaged" children LOL

kassia

When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be
disappointed to discover they are not it -- Bernard Bailey

 

[Lori BC]

If you both dont stop fighting your going to drive me to the nut house! (like I'm not already there) Lori BC

 

[andtckrtoo]

Instead of grounding her forever, I usually just threaten to ground her until she's 33.

 

[endorphin_junkie]

RE: Parents do you make stupid threats to your children...

When my Mom was at her wit's end she would look us straight in the eye and would shake one fist saying 'Mars..' then she would shake the other fist saying 'or the Moon...'. I think she picked it up from Jackie Gleason on the "Honeymooners". She later changed it to 'the hospital or the morgue' We all knew the threat was idle but we'd usuallly calm down some.
If my Kids are giving me grief in the kitchen I tell them, 'be nice to me, I cook for you, if you're not careful you're getting the secret ingredient}( '

Take Care
Laurie

 

[haydee]

RE: Parents do you make stupid threats to your children...

If my Kids are giving me grief in the kitchen I tell them, 'be nice to me, I cook for you, if you're not careful you're getting the secret ingredient
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TOO FUNNY!!!!!

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Haydee

 

[LaGuapa]

It's not really a threat, but my dad had me convinced that we only had a certain number of words in our voiceboxes, and once you use them up, that's it! No more ability to talk. Worked wonders on long car trips!

 

[dss62467]

If you don't stop sticking your tongue out at me, I'll rip it out of your head.

Wow - that's pretty harsh. Don't think I'll use that anymore.

 

[andtckrtoo]

Hmm, I think I threatened to nail my dd's feet to the floor one time when she would not stop jumping around.

 

[dhcsim]

I am laughing at some of these. When my oldest son Caleb gets mad he always threatens to run away. I look at him and say:" Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya". It never fails, w/in 10 minutes he's apologizing. My daughter Sarah on the other hand likes to ride your last nerve, especially when you tell her she's on it! W/ her, I have to literally hold my tongue.;-)