This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno.
Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing
first date that a woman ever had.
The winner described her worst first date experience. There
was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
Marilyn said it was midwinter...snowing and quite cold...and
the guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip
(no overnight).
No, not Marilyn. They were strangers, after all, and truly had
never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were
headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the
mountain when she gradually began to realize that she should not
have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room
and in the middle of nowhere!
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did
for awhile.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going,
there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and
let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car,
yanked her pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow
she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear
fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic
and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she
could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing
nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came
to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It
was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the
extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered
her date's concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that
indeed, "she was freezing her butt off and needed some assistance"!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free
her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get
her free so, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded
to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As for the Tonight Show...she took the prize hands down....or
perhaps that should be "pants down". And you thought your first
date was embarrassing!
This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed off".
Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her
husband and was sitting next to her.
Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing
first date that a woman ever had.
The winner described her worst first date experience. There
was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!
Marilyn said it was midwinter...snowing and quite cold...and
the guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip
(no overnight).
No, not Marilyn. They were strangers, after all, and truly had
never met before.
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were
headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the
mountain when she gradually began to realize that she should not
have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room
and in the middle of nowhere!
Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did
for awhile.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going,
there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and
let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car,
yanked her pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow
she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear
fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic
and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she
could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing
nature of the situation.
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another
sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came
to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It
was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the
extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered
her date's concerns about "what was taking so long" with a reply that
indeed, "she was freezing her butt off and needed some assistance"!
He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced
with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free
her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get
her free so, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded
to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
As for the Tonight Show...she took the prize hands down....or
perhaps that should be "pants down". And you thought your first
date was embarrassing!
This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed off".
Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her
husband and was sitting next to her.
