My early morning adventure (long)

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Cathlete
I got a pair of Rollerblades yesterday that I ordered online. I walk the dogs every morning at 4:30, but wanted to get them a more intense "workout", and since I hate running and don't want to put the impact on my knees, I decided to get skates. I also ordered the pads and wrist things, but they didn't come yet.

I hadn't actually been on a pair of inline skates in about 14 years, though I've been on rollerskates a few times. I wasn't really too worried about it because I'm pretty decent on roller skates.

This morning comes around and I put the skates on, get the dogs on their leashes and we're off. The dogs were loving it, and I was getting the hang of it again. Then we stopped so the dogs could go to the bathroom and I heard this clopping noise up the road.

I looked and could make out 4 dark figures, which I initially took as 4 teenagers. I figured maybe they were out on thier skates playing hockey....at 4:45 a.m....in the dark....ok, didn't make sense. My brain doesn't really work too well at that hour.

Then I looked a bit longer, and decided it was a couple deer. Not unusual to see them on the walks. It's happened before. So I started walking the dogs again, figuring the deer would hoof it into the woods as soon as they smelled us.

But as we got closer, I saw they were walking towards us - down the road. That is unusual for deer. And then they came close enough for me to see they were 2 horses! No people with them, just the horses. They stopped. And I stopped. And we looked at each other, and I said, "hey - what are YOU doing here?" And they said, "nothing, just out for a stroll..." (ok - that part is made up, but if it was a children's story, I'd leave it in)

So then I thought, "hmmmm....there are 2 horses right in front of me. I'm on rollerblades for the first time in 14 years, have no safety pads on me, and I'm holding the leashes of 2 dogs. One dog is 85 lbs, and the other is a herder...what should I do?" By the time that thought completed, Cricket was barking and starting to try to go after them. So, I did the only thing I could do....I fell - right on my bad knee.

It was a planned fall, just poorly executed. The horses left without much of an incident, other than a barking corgi and a woman with a slightly skinned knee.

But horses? HORSES for pete's sake! Who'd expect that?

Where can my day go from here? That was so totally cool! I hope they made it home OK. I think they were from the stables about a quarter mile up around the bend.

OH - the dogs LOVED the skating/running thing! Duke (the 10 year old big boy) had a huge grin on his face that usually isn't there after just the regular walk. Cricket...well, she could use some more running. She's just got too much energy.
 
What an adventure! I'm paranoid that I'm going to come upon a bear, or heaven forbid, a mountain lion, one of these mornings. At least I could handle a horse! It's not everyday you see a couple of horses just trotting along.

Do you skate in a neighborhood? I've been running but gingerly, with my knees. I haven't been on roller blades since college, plus I got rid of mine when my feet got bigger after having kids. But that might be a fun change of pace.
 
Did you call the stable and tell them a couple horses were walking down the road? Hope they didn't have a run in with a car or truck.
 
I had thought about calling them, but I didn't know the name of the place. No worries about cars or trucks - it was 4:45 a.m. and no traffic at all. That's why I take the dogs out then. We're pretty rurual.

They were headed in the right direction after Cricket yelled at them, so I'm sure they made it home OK.
 
No bear, or mountian lions around my house. Just deer and turkeys. And apparently, horses. Oh, there are coyotes, but you never see them.

Yeah, I skate in the neighborhood. It's fine. Just watch out for the clumps of dried grass from the mowers. I hit one of those this morning. Almost took a nose-dive.
 
That is a great story! You should've grabbed a horse tail & hitched a ride!

Although I was thinking you're pretty darn brave putting on roller blades & taking your dogs out. I'd be scared they'd take me for the ride of my life! :7
 
Great story. Your home sounds lovely with deer and wildlife. Love the made up horse talk. You're too funny! :)
 
You still didn't say if your knee is okay...???


Gisela



"She's living in sin with a cowboy and hell--he can hardly even walk!" --J.R. Ewing, "Dallas"
 
I didn't? Sorry, Gisela! Yeah, my knee is fine. I landed pretty lightly on it and it only has a couple little scrapes. Looks like I knicked myself shaving.

Thanks for asking! My knee and elbow pads and wrist things arrived today, and I got harnesses for the dogs - so we're ready for tomorrow! Bring on the horses.
 

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