MOST embarrassing moments!!!!
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dbelden1
Cathlete
I have one...
I got married last May and we were standing at the front of the church in front of the minister and getting ready to say the "I DO" part... and from somewhere out of NO WHERE, when it is my turn, I come up with a Texas accent (I have only been to Texas twice in my life) and gave a big ol' Texas Style "I dooooo" - DH just looked at me and we both chuckled... have NO idea where that came from! we still laugh about that today!
sorry Ellie... you are still in the lead here!
Lick ya!
I got married last May and we were standing at the front of the church in front of the minister and getting ready to say the "I DO" part... and from somewhere out of NO WHERE, when it is my turn, I come up with a Texas accent (I have only been to Texas twice in my life) and gave a big ol' Texas Style "I dooooo" - DH just looked at me and we both chuckled... have NO idea where that came from! we still laugh about that today!
sorry Ellie... you are still in the lead here!
Lick ya!
goldenpath
Cathlete
I can’t think of anything more recent but this one sticks out in my mind. I was in high school and was in hairdressing class. Our desks were all in a circle and we were taking turns reading the textbook out loud. While I was reading, I read the word "organism" as "Orgasm" and the class laughed and laughed… and my face went red.
Now that I have fallen off my chair from all this laughter
, I am running out the door to lunch. LOL!!!
What a great way to start out the work week!!
Now that I have fallen off my chair from all this laughter
What a great way to start out the work week!!
Lynn M.
Cathlete
These have been very funny to read.. great thread!!
Here's mine...
So I bought this spiffy little tank top to wear to the gym and I thought that it looked pretty good when I put it on and was feeling pretty good about myself.
Went to the gym and half way through my workout ( when I got in front of the mirrors) did I realize that uh, the "party hats" were showing, big time!!! The top was totally see through, esp, when I was cold!
I'm pretty conservative when it comes to this stuff, so I was pretty mortified. Fortunately, I don't have big "girls" so the party wasn't THAT big!
Lynn M.
Here's mine...
So I bought this spiffy little tank top to wear to the gym and I thought that it looked pretty good when I put it on and was feeling pretty good about myself.
Went to the gym and half way through my workout ( when I got in front of the mirrors) did I realize that uh, the "party hats" were showing, big time!!! The top was totally see through, esp, when I was cold!
I'm pretty conservative when it comes to this stuff, so I was pretty mortified. Fortunately, I don't have big "girls" so the party wasn't THAT big!
Lynn M.
kathryn
Cathlete
When I was in France for the first time, I was out to lunch with one of the English teachers I worked with (as a teaching assistant) and her son. I was comparing American cereals and French cereals, and told them that in the US, cereals had a lot of "préservatifs" in them, but French cereals didn't. The second the word was out of my mouth, I realized my mistake, but the woman said nothing, even though the son was trying not to laugh.
In French, "préservatif" means "condom"* (and while there aren't any of those in French cereals either, it's not what I meant).
*(except in Canadian French, which has some influence from English).
In French, "préservatif" means "condom"* (and while there aren't any of those in French cereals either, it's not what I meant).
*(except in Canadian French, which has some influence from English).
cb1924
Cathlete
1. I was at a restaurant for lunch and I went into the ladies room. There was a woman washing her hands when I got in there. (There were only 2 stalls) Well, I walked into one of the stalls and there was pee all over the seat (like someone tried to pee standing up) So I walked out with a disgusted look on my face. ...and then the woman in there said "oh what did I forget to flush?" (WTH- did you noticed you missed completely?!?!) She looked in and said oh and ran out of the bathroom. I was so embarrassed that I said something. Although she was probably more embarrassed than me.
2. My husband and I were in the poconos at the Caesar's resorts. We were at the nightly show and I drank a little too much (just a tad). The band that was playing, was playing some old disco and 60's music. At some point he asked for requests, so I yelled out BON JOVI! Yah hoo!! (sp?) Everyone in the place went silent, then burst out laughing. The singer told me they don't do "BonJovi" My husband has never let me live that one down.
chrissy
2. My husband and I were in the poconos at the Caesar's resorts. We were at the nightly show and I drank a little too much (just a tad). The band that was playing, was playing some old disco and 60's music. At some point he asked for requests, so I yelled out BON JOVI! Yah hoo!! (sp?) Everyone in the place went silent, then burst out laughing. The singer told me they don't do "BonJovi" My husband has never let me live that one down.
chrissy
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Peaceful Rainbow
Cathlete
elliemom that last one had me in tears just like the first ones!
I've had a few "moments". The one that really sticks most in my mind was at my 15 year class reunion (the only one I've been to.) I'd gone in to use the bathroom and came back out, walked clear across the room and sat down, only to have a friend come over and whisper to me that my skirt was stuck in the back of my waistband! I tend to wear pantyhose with nothing under them, and I have no idea exactly what could be seen and I really don't want to know.
I've had a few "moments". The one that really sticks most in my mind was at my 15 year class reunion (the only one I've been to.) I'd gone in to use the bathroom and came back out, walked clear across the room and sat down, only to have a friend come over and whisper to me that my skirt was stuck in the back of my waistband!
I tend to wear pantyhose with nothing under them, and I have no idea exactly what could be seen and I really don't want to know. 
fit44
Cathlete
only to have a friend come over and whisper to me that my skirt was stuck in the back of my waistband!
OMG!!! I don't know what I would do! Are you going back for another reunion?! (((hugs))) I would have been upset!
That reminds me of Chalene in CLX. She has us doing some glute work(can't remember what now) and during the exercise, she tells us to imagine that we are at our school reunion walking away from a crowd. Imagine how we want our booty to look! I think your story will help me work just a little harder
Poochy
Cathlete
OMG these are hillarious .. Ellie are you sure we are not sisters?? LOL
I have too many to tell .. "blonde moments" ... some of the funniest:
I got all dressed up to go out "dancing" w/DH and friends (this was in the late 80's ... picture Madonna outfit w/poofy lacy skirt .. the works) .. well we are standing in line ... I saw "this girl" who had on an outfit just like mine .. and I was thinking to myself .. THAT GIRL IS TOO FAT to wear that outfit .. TO MY SURPRISE as I moved forward that girl WAS ME .. I was looking at myself in a mirrored column .. it RUINED my night to say the least!!!
DH and I was at this fancy restaurant .. of course I had to go to the bathroom .. he told my where it was .. I go in .. get in the stall and notice a mans shoes turned "the wrong way" in the stall next to me .. I got all nervous thinking he was a stalker or rapist .. and freaked out .. ran out of the bathroom .. went to DH who was laughing already .. told him about my scary man .. and that we needed to say something to mngmnt .. he through tears of laughter .. says .."baby .. YOU went in the MENS room" ...
On vacation at Los Cabos .. my friend and I had a few too many tropical drinks and decided that we would dip into the ocean .. well we had heard the current was strong .. we stood there and this huge wave formed I looked at my friend and told her I didn't think this was a good idea .. well it hit .. nocked us down and drug us out to sea .. the waves were relentless ... crashing down one after the other .. both of our tops came off and my bottoms were LOST in between my butt cheeks .. and my rearend was in the air and the waves were hitting it dead center... well I dug into the sand and started crawling like a stone crab .. pulling myself up only to get nocked down again ... my friend was rolling like a cigar back and forth horizontally in the waves ..my DH was on the shore laughing his arse off .. her DH rescued her . I finally pulled myself up ... only to realize my top was to the side exposing everything .. our bottoms had at least a GALLON of sand and looked like a droopy diaper w/sand plopping out w/every step .. I would have been mortified but was laughing so hard I could not catch my breath .. we got to the outside shower and this Canadian lady comes up thru her gasps of laughter says " I am glad you are ok .. but that is the funniest SH#T I have ever seen in my life" I think she had a video camera so if any of ya'll see to people flashing and rolling around at sea please let me know!!! (and yes that is a true story and unfortunately I have LOTS more)
I have too many to tell .. "blonde moments" ... some of the funniest:
I got all dressed up to go out "dancing" w/DH and friends (this was in the late 80's ... picture Madonna outfit w/poofy lacy skirt .. the works
) .. well we are standing in line ... I saw "this girl" who had on an outfit just like mine .. and I was thinking to myself .. THAT GIRL IS TOO FAT to wear that outfit .. TO MY SURPRISE as I moved forward that girl WAS ME .. I was looking at myself in a mirrored column .. it RUINED my night to say the least!!!DH and I was at this fancy restaurant .. of course I had to go to the bathroom .. he told my where it was .. I go in .. get in the stall and notice a mans shoes turned "the wrong way" in the stall next to me .. I got all nervous thinking he was a stalker or rapist .. and freaked out .. ran out of the bathroom .. went to DH who was laughing already .. told him about my scary man .. and that we needed to say something to mngmnt .. he through tears of laughter .. says .."baby .. YOU went in the MENS room" ...
On vacation at Los Cabos .. my friend and I had a few too many tropical drinks and decided that we would dip into the ocean .. well we had heard the current was strong .. we stood there and this huge wave formed I looked at my friend and told her I didn't think this was a good idea .. well it hit .. nocked us down and drug us out to sea .. the waves were relentless ... crashing down one after the other .. both of our tops came off and my bottoms were LOST in between my butt cheeks .. and my rearend was in the air and the waves were hitting it dead center... well I dug into the sand and started crawling like a stone crab .. pulling myself up only to get nocked down again ... my friend was rolling like a cigar back and forth horizontally in the waves ..my DH was on the shore laughing his arse off .. her DH rescued her . I finally pulled myself up ... only to realize my top was to the side exposing everything .. our bottoms had at least a GALLON of sand and looked like a droopy diaper w/sand plopping out w/every step .. I would have been mortified but was laughing so hard I could not catch my breath .. we got to the outside shower and this Canadian lady comes up thru her gasps of laughter says " I am glad you are ok .. but that is the funniest SH#T I have ever seen in my life"
I think she had a video camera so if any of ya'll see to people flashing and rolling around at sea please let me know!!! (and yes that is a true story and unfortunately I have LOTS more) OHMIGOSH - I'm still snickering at this one!!! You are SO FUNNY! My husband walked in the computer room because I was laughing so hard (very rare for me on a Monday night!). THANKS!
Peaceful Rainbow
Cathlete
Well my 30th is this year and I'm wondering if anyone still remembers after 15 years! I'm thinking yes, because it was certainly more memorable than anything I did in school.
fit44
Cathlete
I HAVE to send this to my DH!
LOL!
You are lucky you didn't find the security tapes of that on youtube
Worknprogress
Cathlete
Thanks EllieMom...
for such a delightful post. It brought much delight and laughter to all of us!!!!
I am still chuckling about your new perfume...AKA air freshener!!!
for such a delightful post. It brought much delight and laughter to all of us!!!!
I am still chuckling about your new perfume...AKA air freshener!!!
bitmover
Cathlete
I love this -- it's the best thread I've ever read on Cathe. Maybe anywhere.
My story is way back from when I was in high school on the swim team. Since practice ran late, we had to take a special bus home that took an hour, and we hated it, so we were always bumming rides from anyone we could. Well, one day we were in the locker room and someone said, "I've got us a ride but we have to get out there right now!!" I wasn't yet dressed. Threw on my sundress as quick as can be. Our ride was the back of a pickup truck. When we were all in the back of the truck my friend pointed out that I'd put my dress on backwards -- this sounds just stupid at this point, but in high school it was terribly embarrassing! I still remember that dress -- it would have been completely forgotten had it not been for that moment.
Keep them coming!!!
-Beth
My story is way back from when I was in high school on the swim team. Since practice ran late, we had to take a special bus home that took an hour, and we hated it, so we were always bumming rides from anyone we could. Well, one day we were in the locker room and someone said, "I've got us a ride but we have to get out there right now!!" I wasn't yet dressed. Threw on my sundress as quick as can be. Our ride was the back of a pickup truck. When we were all in the back of the truck my friend pointed out that I'd put my dress on backwards -- this sounds just stupid at this point, but in high school it was terribly embarrassing! I still remember that dress -- it would have been completely forgotten had it not been for that moment.
Keep them coming!!!
-Beth
wendybdh
Cathlete
OK I seriously cannot stop laughing! What a visual
But seriously, you don't pump your own gas in NJ? I've never NOT pumped my own gas. It would sure be nice to not have your hands smell like gasoline for the rest of the day.
