MOST embarrassing moments!!!!

elliemom

elliemom

Cathlete
In the last 3 weeks I have made such an a$$ out of myself and i thought all of you might fess up too.

1. During Cathe's step class a few weeks ago, I did a triple flip, over the top bounce off the step, land on the floor move. (This was not part of her usual routine):D:D:D:D:D:D

2. In a post for Jerry the other day I inadvertantly asked if he planned to "LICK my BUTT" on the next tri stater trip in 2 weeks!!!:eek::eek::eek:
In my defense the L and The K are right next to each other on the keyboard and I need typing lessons. I obviously meant " KICK MY BUTT.
PS Jerry has bought stock in Listerine and is reconsidering the tri staters trip

3. Gayle (banslug) stayed with me for the weekend of tri staters. She left behind a purse sized Yankee candle body spray. It smells wonderful. So I told her yesterday that I would replace it because i was using it everyday. She very nicely told me that it is AIR FRESHENER!!!! I have been spraying myself with AIR FRESHENER for 2 weeks!!!! OMG

I am a 45 year old mother of an 8 year old and 5 year old. I NEED reading glasses, my mind id going, my husbans travels all the time and i tend to run around alot. THESE ARE ALL MY EXCUSES!!!!

Please share your embarrassing moments before i curl up in bed and sthide from the forums for a month!!! Maybe people will forget all about me!!!

YOU MUST LAUGH AT YOURSELF!!!

ellie
 
I can't think of any right now, as I am laughing too hard. Air freshener? you are too funny ellie

chrissy
 
LOL, Ellie, the "Lick my butt" one has me snorting coffee out of my nose!!!

Last night I met a friend of a friend for the first time. He asked how I knew our mutual friend. I said something about how "we both like doing Cathe". He gave me a totally blank stare. Obviously he had no idea who Cathe was, and I later realized what that must have sounded like!!! Yikes!:eek:
 
OMG Ellie! I am screaming here! LMAO!

OK I have one that has haunted me for years. 20 to be exact, but I will never, ever forget it. I've posted this before, but just to enlighten the newer members......

When I first got a gym membership I had a few complimentary sessions w/a trainer. One day he was showing me this ab exercise on a bench, where you scoot your butt all the way to the edge & do a crunch off the back. He was sitting on the bench, on my feet to be exact, to keep me from falling off.

Well, I can't remember what I ate that day, but it must've been spicy b/c I pooted right in his face. :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I had to join another gym the next day. I just couldn't "face" him ever again. :eek::D:eek::D:eek:
 
Ellie-CONCENTRATED room spray, even! It's CONCENTRATED! You are too much!

(notice how I haven't shared anything yet! HA!)

Gayle
 
The air freshener and ass licking are awesome!

My dog Cricket had her first group obedience class on Saturday. I'd met with the trainers a few times at my house for private lessons, but this was her first time with the other dogs, so there were lots of people I'd never met before. I come walking into the church where the class was being held and turned left, right after the trainer told me to go right (I don't listen very well) so when I stopped in my tracks to turn around, my wet sneakers slid on the floor and I did the perpendicular back drop. Nice first impression, eh? My tailbone still hurts.

On the bright side, Cricket did AWESOME in her class. I really can't believe the difference in her since she started her training a couple weeks ago.
 
LauraMax said:
Well, I can't remember what I ate that day, but it must've been spicy b/c I pooted right in his face. :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
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I remember that story! LOL. In my TKD class, it's not uncommon to hear some gas being expelled from one of the participants. Sometimes it's just impossible to stop it. We all usually just pretend we don't hear it to avoid embarrassing whomever dealt it. During this one class, though, we had just finished a bunch of drills and the Master had us doing sit-ups. This older gentleman and his teenaged grand-daughter were partnered up next to me and my training partner. We lock feet with our partners, then sit-up and high five each other - it's motivational, I think. Anyway...grampa blew a loud one and I just couldn't help it - I burst out laughing and gave him a "good one!" The whole class started laughing, even the Master made a joke. It's really fun hearing him joke because he didn't know a word of English when he came to us a couple years ago. I felt a little bad about it, but everyone heard it, so I figured we all may as well laugh.

Because my BF is an instructor there, he tells me their strategies for letting their own go. Usually involves having the class do very loud drills, just in case there's a sound.
 
Well, SOME of my Cathe friends know this. I coach a junior drill team, and every year at the end of summer I have all of the girls and their families over to my home for pizza and swimming.

Last year I gave e-mail directions to my home and I MEANT to type that my house was the "5th house on the right - a cream colonial with ugly, brown, shutters." Did you ever notice that the "u" and the "i" are next to one another on the keyboard? (Kind of like the "k" and the "l" for yours Ellie.) So yes, I told 43 families to look for my "cream colonial house with ugly, brown, SH!TTERS". I still get razzed about it.
 
Ellie,
Air freshener, too funny!!


The only embarrassing moment I can think of right now is when I took my boxer girl Mercedes to puppy class. They had all of us sitting in a row of chairs really close to each other. I was holding Mercedes in my lap and she had gas. She was passing some noise and smell makers. :eek:I looked at the strangers next to me on each side, and told them it was my dog. I don't think they believe me:eek::eek::eek::eek:
 
Ellie, Laura & Lorrie,

You guys have me snorting here. Oh my....so funny. I am picturing them all!! AAAGGGHHHH I'm still laughing.
You'll have to give m time to thinkof one for me....once I stop laughing :eek:
 
elliemom said:
In the last 3 weeks I have made such an a$$ out of myself and i thought all of you might fess up too.

1. During Cathe's step class a few weeks ago, I did a triple flip, over the top bounce off the step, land on the floor move. (This was not part of her usual routine):D:D:D:D:D:D

2. In a post for Jerry the other day I inadvertantly asked if he planned to "LICK my BUTT" on the next tri stater trip in 2 weeks!!!:eek::eek::eek:
In my defense the L and The K are right next to each other on the keyboard and I need typing lessons. I obviously meant " KICK MY BUTT.
PS Jerry has bought stock in Listerine and is reconsidering the tri staters trip

3. Gayle (banslug) stayed with me for the weekend of tri staters. She left behind a purse sized Yankee candle body spray. It smells wonderful. So I told her yesterday that I would replace it because i was using it everyday. She very nicely told me that it is AIR FRESHENER!!!! I have been spraying myself with AIR FRESHENER for 2 weeks!!!! OMG

I am a 45 year old mother of an 8 year old and 5 year old. I NEED reading glasses, my mind id going, my husbans travels all the time and i tend to run around alot. THESE ARE ALL MY EXCUSES!!!!

Please share your embarrassing moments before i curl up in bed and sthide from the forums for a month!!! Maybe people will forget all about me!!!

YOU MUST LAUGH AT YOURSELF!!!

ellie
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I am laughing so hard.. and I am at work, luckily no one is in - LOL!!!

can't think right now.. but will try.
 
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You guys are going to get me fired... firstly, I am not alone anymore and secondly.... my phone is ringing and when I answered it.. I was laughing so hard, I just could not stop..poor client on the other end.
 
elliemom said:
In the last 3 weeks I have made such an a$$ out of myself and i thought all of you might fess up too.

1. During Cathe's step class a few weeks ago, I did a triple flip, over the top bounce off the step, land on the floor move. (This was not part of her usual routine):D:D:D:D:D:D

2. In a post for Jerry the other day I inadvertantly asked if he planned to "LICK my BUTT" on the next tri stater trip in 2 weeks!!!:eek::eek::eek:
In my defense the L and The K are right next to each other on the keyboard and I need typing lessons. I obviously meant " KICK MY BUTT.
PS Jerry has bought stock in Listerine and is reconsidering the tri staters trip

3. Gayle (banslug) stayed with me for the weekend of tri staters. She left behind a purse sized Yankee candle body spray. It smells wonderful. So I told her yesterday that I would replace it because i was using it everyday. She very nicely told me that it is AIR FRESHENER!!!! I have been spraying myself with AIR FRESHENER for 2 weeks!!!! OMG

I am a 45 year old mother of an 8 year old and 5 year old. I NEED reading glasses, my mind id going, my husbans travels all the time and i tend to run around alot. THESE ARE ALL MY EXCUSES!!!!

Please share your embarrassing moments before i curl up in bed and sthide from the forums for a month!!! Maybe people will forget all about me!!!

YOU MUST LAUGH AT YOURSELF!!!

ellie
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You just made my morning! LMAO! but all sounds so familiar to me.
 
k, I drove an hour to a animal shelter that had posted a picture of a dog that caught my attention. I decided to adopt the dog and drove the hour back. Nearing home the dog was yawning and I felt he was gonna puke soon so I stopped at the Petsmart to get him a collar and misc. junk.

I had a leash and I clipped the leash on to itself to make a loop but the dog did not know how to walk on a leash and would not move till I made kissy noises every two feet and got him to walk. So I'm doing this silly walk into the store. I decide to get a cart and put him into it and then two people stop to make comments about the dog blocking the isle and then I have this lady giving me the evil eye because she can't get thru.

I look at dog toys and squeak a couple to see if the dog is afraid of the squeak and I have another lady give me a 'good god' look and tells me to just pick one, I think she left out the friggin.

So the dog does this gazelle leap out of the cart. So I take him to fit a collar on him. I get a collar on him and attach the leash to it and then he does a houdini and is out of the collar and in a flash running toward the front of the store. I have to grab my purse and shoot after him and of course he runs for the door just as someone is coming in so he shoot out the door and I yell for a lady to grab him. She does grab him and saves my new dog from being smushed in the first hour that I've had him.

So I'm red faced, frustrated but my new dog is safe and he only jumps out of the cart one more time before I am able to make my purchases and get safely out of the store.
 
elliemom said:
2. In a post for Jerry the other day I inadvertantly asked if he planned to "LICK my BUTT" on the next tri stater trip in 2 weeks!!!:eek::eek::eek:
In my defense the L and The K are right next to each other on the keyboard and I need typing lessons. I obviously meant " KICK MY BUTT.
PS Jerry has bought stock in Listerine and is reconsidering the tri staters trip

3. Gayle (banslug) stayed with me for the weekend of tri staters. She left behind a purse sized Yankee candle body spray. It smells wonderful. So I told her yesterday that I would replace it because i was using it everyday. She very nicely told me that it is AIR FRESHENER!!!! I have been spraying myself with AIR FRESHENER for 2 weeks!!!! OMG
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This must be the best laugh I have had in months. I am literally trying hard not to laugh out loud at work!
 
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You guys are going to get me fired... firstly, I am not alone anymore and secondly.... my phone is ringing and when I answered it.. I was laughing so hard, I just could not stop..poor client on the other end.
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Reminds me of the time at work where I was getting something out of the top drawer of my desk and the phone rang. I answered the phone and shut the drawer at the same time, but my thumb was still in the drawer and it slammed right on the nail. I yelped right into the phone, dropped the receiver and was so mad at the caller for making me slam my finger (yes...displaced anger), so I hung up on him without saying anything.

Another time, at another job, I was working and had put my headset somewhere on my desk after I finished my last call. I had a mountain of papers on my desk, like always, and the phone rang. I could see who was calling, but couldn't find my headset...so I hit the button to answer the phone and yelled...."Hang on Laura....I can't find my headset!!!!" She, my assistant and I were all laughing so hard when I finally got on the phone. The headset had fallen on the floor.
 
Yup!

I accidentally walked into the men's bathroom at a movie theater (it was dark and I couldn't see the signs very well). I remember thinking, "Gosh, they've redecorated" and then seeing all of these guys lined up at the urinal, staring blank-faced at me over their shoulders.

Very embarrassing.

Ellie, just how many "husbans" do you have? (Re-read your post!) Sorry -- couldn't resist! One is enough for me! :D
 
Okay one more......

I live in NJ and we do not pump our own gas!!!! The gas station attendent does it. So I always pull in, get my gas and leave.

So a few weeks ago I needed to make a quick stop at a mini mart in PA. I walked to the door and it said "Please Pump First". So I stood there pumping the door thinking it was broken or something.

Someone in the store yelled "what the heck are you doing"? It dawned on me right then....... The sign meant PUMP THE GAS FIRST!!!

I never did go in for my snack
 
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