<--- Monday BLAHS

<--- waves hello to Tammy **waving wildly**
<--- hasn't read this entire monster thread but only parts.
<--- is confused about about all the mooing
<--- sends congrats to Becky for quitting smoking
<--- loves Bobbi's posts also
<--- tells Bobbi she indeed slayed the PMS demon because neither him nor any of his cousins have attacked <--- this cycle
<--- is wondering if this is repeatable next month???
<--- congratulates Kali on her job and on her first day looking too!!!!
<--- needs to go mop kitchen now
<--- needs to fold clothes
<--- is wondering how she is going to get all this done if she doesn't get off this computer!!!
<--- is going NOW!
 
<---suggests Jane gives up trying as she has.
<---surrenders to the reality of a messy house and a productive day posting with the Rowdy Girls.
<---is very happy the PMS demon is dead.
<---sings "ding, dong, the demons dead, e i e i ohhhhhh!
<---spits.
<---has no stains on floor.
<---has canned the chicken quesedillas planned for dinner and is ordering pizza.
<---is a chronic, rising too early insomniac and feels slap happy if anyone can believe THAT.
<---would give her right arm for a good night's sl.... http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//sleep.gif


Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
 
<--- hopes Bobbi sleeps soundly tonight, sending sleeping vibes her way.
<--- thinks Bobbi is one of a kind;)
<--- STILL hasn't unglued her butt from this chair to mop, fold, etc... *sigh**
 
<---is rather fond of that butt glue and thinks mopping is for mortals and it can't be helped that we happen to be goddesses and entitled to be above such menial tasks.
<---confesses to being a goddess who mops.
<--wonders if she could mop less if she quit spitting?
<---and clean fewer toilets if she quit sh...
....shirking her motherly duties and allowing Sam to get away with not raising the toilet seat?
<---apologizes for that!
<---*as if ho's and farts weren't over the top already!*
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
 
<---thinks it would be funny if butt stuck permanantly in butt glue if butt spent just a little too much time on chair and Jane and other <---addicts ended up sitting around and getting fat except for svelte typing fingers because this was all we COULD do. http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//user.gif
<---found a farting smilie looking for the cumputer addict smilie!
http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//yellows/lechz.gif
*at least I HOPE he's farting!*
<---am going looking for the ho!
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
 
<---says hello to all of you
<---misses the forum
<---got to come home last night and still has a house, but no power for 6-8 weeksx(
<---is worried about family members with no jobs to come home to
<---thanks all of you for wondering about me
<---thinks Bobbi is hysterical
<---hopes Shelly's computer feels better soon

jes
 
<---is feeling very down tonight.
<---ate two pieces of cake and ice cream at mom's.
<---really feels alot of shame!
<---goes to doctor tomorrow, and hopefully says goodbye to boot.
<---hopes everyone has a good night!



kim
 
<---Welcomes Jes back
<---is glad to hear Jes' house is still in one piece
<---knows Jes has many long weeks ahead of her
<---sends {{{HUGS}}} to Jes and her DH and two dogs


Tammy
 
<---tells Jes thanks and is so happy not be called crazy as happens outside of cyberspace when these sorts of things come to mind.
<---wishes she was able to pop up smilies in "real" *ha* life.
<---tells Kim not to beat herself up but to balance the cake and ice cream out by paring down her regular diet over a few days time.
<---assures Kim a single food bender is not the end of the world and can be fixed very easily.
<---begs Kim to let go of guilt and bad feelings and just adjust.
<---KISS - Keep It Simple, Sweetie!
<---will get Missy if Kim won't realize that two peices of cake and ice cream won't even add a pound and are toast to the women who spends the next day, maybe two, eating small, well-planned, nicely balanced meals to keep hunger at bay but to undercut the daily caloric intake just a bit for BALANCE.
<---apologizes for yelling. http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//pftroest.gif
<---spits. http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//happy/wink.gif

Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
 
http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//chicken.gif <---wonders if she doesn't cluck like a chicken and stand like a streetwalker?
<---is wondering what's up with http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//knuddel.gif http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de//nosmile/rand.gif

<---wishes everyone sweet dreams and unglues butt from chair.

Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
 
<--- is feeling left out because my computer crashed too.
<--- is not feeling too happy with Shelley, hey, you're having dinner with THE EVILY and you didn't mention it?!!!
<--- thinks that computer trouble is way too expensive & way to much work.
<--- comes from someone that is not a moron when it comes to computers.
<--- is glad my dearest Jes and family are okay. She's keeping it together after all.;-)

Marla
 
><---thinks Wonderfulday, Wonderfulday replaces Monday, Monday
>nicely if sung s-l-o-w-l-y but recommends adding everybody say
>hey, everbody say ho to it just because....
><---loves weird senses of humor best of all!

<---likes the "Monday Monday/Wonderfulday Wonderfulday Slowed-Down-So-You-Can-Get-Down Dance Mix"
<---**Dances out of Thread singing and getting weird looks from DH**
 
<-- is very happy that Jes and her family are safe
<-- hopes Jes' family get back on their feet soon
<-- tells Bobbi she finally unglued butt from chair with much effort last night but did not get mopping or folding donex(
<-- must do better today
<-- thinks this forum is just WAY too much fun:p
 
<---waves hello.
<---spits at the clock which read 4:00 am when I arose.
<---tells Jane I call those days Rollovers because my To Do List gets rolled over to the next day.
<---adds that yesterday was definitely a Rollover day for me as you might have guessed.
<---is happy to have been much more productive in the days prior so that one Rollover does not a Mega Scrub Day make.
<---will try to do better today but just ain't making any promises.
<---thinks that, after love and gravity and electromagnetism , butt glue is one of the strongest, dare I call it, a force?, on earth.
<---calls it a force since it is intangible and yet so sticky and powerful.
<---decides it has to be since it's made of essence of the Cathites who make this place so irresisitable.
<---has just called all of you butt glue.
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
 
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