Limericks

[dogonyx]

My boyfriend and I have been passing goofy "Roses are Red" type poems back and forth and today we moved up to limericks. I thought maybe you guys would get a kick out of making some up too. Here are some examples:

There once was a woman of step,
Whose workouts we thought would give pep,
And day after day,
Our bodies she'd slay,
But we love her ever more with each rep!

There once was a teacher so wise,
She'd push us with fire in the thighs,
Our muscles got meaner,
Our bodies got leaner,
And now we impress our dear guys!


My apologies to any poets, English teachers, perfectionists, etc.

Looking forward to hearing your creative thoughts,
Shelley
:-jumpy :-jumpy

 

[jillybean]

Oh those are awesome! Thank you for sharing!

This one is because I did Leaner Legs this morning:

There once was a lady named Cathe
Who's intensity made me quite daffy
With each low end squat
The stronger I got
And now my thighs don't resemble taffy

And this one is because I used to take laxatives (GROSS) to lose weight:

There once was a tape called I Max
Well let me just give you the facts:
40 minutes of hell
Oh you'll cry and you'll yell
But it's better than taking Ex-Lax

Thanks again, great thread!

 

[fit@home]

Shelley, Jilly...those are cute!! n/m

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Hollie