Inspired by Liann...Post Your Favorite Joke

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground??

A: To get to the other slide


A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry but we don't serve mushrooms here". The mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fungi".
 
A Chicken and Egg were laying in bed after having sex.

The chicken is sitting there with a smile smoking a cigarette

The egg huffs and rolls over and says

"I guess we know the answer to that question!"
 
Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender yells out, "Hey, Descartes! You want a beer?" Descartes replies, "I think not." And POOF - he disappears!
 
got this one from a friend who is an elementary teacher. she says it circulates every year. Hope it doesn't offend anyone.

Q: what type of bees make milk?

A: Boobies
 
Another ________ walks into a bar joke.... It's kind of old, but cracks me up everytime.

A bear goes into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in bars".

The bear gets mad and insists that the bartender serve him a beer.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in bars".

The bear points at an old hag sitting at the other end of the bar and says "If you don't serve me a beer I'm going to eat that lady sitting over there."

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears in bars".

So the bear goes over and eats the lady then tells the bartender to give him a beer.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve beers to bears on drugs".

The bear says "What are you talking about? I'm not on drugs"!

The bartender says "Well, what about that barbituate"?
 
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