I Dare Ya.....

Fine, my dear Angie.

I dare you to to eat a decadent chocolate brownie and a Blizzard from DQ AT THE SAME TIME. Then you must curl up on your couch with the pets of your choice and watch King of the Hill reruns while your daughters clean the house and your SO fans you with palm fronds.

Becky
 
I love you, Becky and you can dare me any time! Woo hoo!

My husband is working late and he doesn't know how to give a therapeutic massage that does not become an erotic massage, at least for him. For me, that's not forelpay, that's annoying and disrespectful to muscles which need therapeutic massage. Ugh, I'm killing my own excitemnt over your dare. Anyhoo, can I substitute dark chocolate? I WAS being a big baby about the cookies. Shelley's the cookie monster, not me! Does anyone know how one goes about finding a really gorgeous massage therapist besides just closing one's eyes and imagining a regular old massage theraist as a gorgeous man or taping a picutre of a gorgeous man to a massage terapists face, which they might not like or agree to anyway? At least I didn't say staple, lol! Oh my goodness. Shelley accused me of delirium but, methinks, I'm cracked cuz I am really finding myself so entertaining today and can't stop these crazy thoughts or sitting here laughing at them as I sip my caramel chai latte. I may need a really good shrink instead!
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
 
Caramel chai latte??? :eek: Share dang it! Wait...I DARE you to share! See, I dared you so you have to do it.

Becky
 
This is a new discovery and it's really quite fantastic. I happen to have a bottle of Torani caramel syrup in my possession and caramel sauce so I made one at a fraction of the cost of getting it at Ikes Tea House where I discovered it's wonderful goodness a few days ago. When can I expect you? I'll share happily. If you'll do 800 plie jacks for me first! Bwahahahahaha. Ha.
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
 
800 plie jacks?! Gosh Bobbi! ROTFL! If anybody can do that they'll need an oxygen tank nearby!

Anyway, maybe I'm late for the challenge thingie, but I'll try anyways.

Bobbi - I challenge you to do 200 overhead presses every day for a week using your cute little kitty}(. I'm cracking up just thinking what your cat will do. Mine would freak out in rep number 10 haha.

Shelley - Since you're the plank queen, I challenge you to find a way to do a perfect inverted v on the ball with just one leg. I don't even know if that's possible LOL, but if it is then do 20 on each leg for a week.

Charlotte - How about trying a couple of one handed push-ups? Can you do these? If you can then do 25 on each hand every day for a week.

As for me, I challenge myself to do one week of the Maximum Weight Loss Rotation. If I manage to do that then I'll do it for 5 more weeks.
 
Well, Rose, it's possible! I tried this morning in my delerious, sleep-deprived haze. So here goes 20 on each leg for a week!

I may regret this when I come to.;)
 
She challenged me first, Rose, and right after giving Shelley a really great challenge anyone, (except to these sickos here, who are aghast at the idea of taking a day off or doing anything but feeling rotten for eating a cookie--which is why they love SNM DVDs so much: S and M, mmmmmm?) would take in place of, say, taking an A-Jock mish mosh and making it HARDER. What's up with that? Why not just hit me in the head with a dumbbell? And don't use one of the rubber coated ones either! :D

I'll take that challenge, Rose and I'll use both cats too. Oreo on my weaker side, which is more prone to injury, so I won't mind the scratches when she freaks out and I'll just launder the rugs after she goes and pees on them; Gabby will be the right side kitty.

Should we apologize to Charlotte for highjacking her thread so badly and taking off into sillyville with it? Or thank her for giving us so much laughter and fun? ;)
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
 
Bobbi,

I think the thread has become very interesting. Why apologize? To each her own, in my opinion. Ya'll can dare yourselves or "indulge" yourselves until the cows come home, but this Chick is going to be "working"!

Charlotte~~
 
I knew that, Charlotte! We can divide into two camps. I'll rest, eat dark chocolate and oooh and aaah over the tough workouts you guys are doing and anyone like-minded can join me. And you wild things can make these already killer workouts harder and I'l love you for it because you are some lean, mean workout machines. And thanks, Carlotte, for a great thread! I laughed out loud so much yesterday, it was pure delight!
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
 
Bobbi,

Well I can't wait to do my 1000 walking lunges which I will do right after I mow. Maybe I will cheer up my neighbor whose husband is going down to New Orleans to help out. I know she will be worried about him.

Charlotte~~
 
You "" to do 1,000 walking lunges! ROLF! You WILL cheer her up and I bow to you for I am not worthy! :D The mere idea of 1,000 walking lunges hurts! You guys are totally fabulous, I hope you know that!
Bobbi http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif "Chick's rule!"

Tell me, what it is you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? -Mary Oliver
 
Bobbi,

I don't know about fabulous, maybe I am insane???? Actually 400 w/weights is not too bad so 1000 without should be doable in my opinion. You really should try! Want me to dare ya? Oh, come on!!!!!

Charlotte~~
 
Wow you guys are amazing.

Shelley, whoa! One legged inverted v's are possible? Please oh please don't tell Cathe!!!! Let us know about the results after the challenge is over.

Charlotte, I can't even do more than 10 push-ups on my toes. I bow to your strength for doing my one handed push up challenge.

Bobbi, sorry I couldn't resist }( . I still remember that pic of you and your cat. I think you can substitute the cat for um...5lb dumbbells :).

As for me ugh...I have to do MIC with the step portion on 8" so that'll be enough. I have trouble with this old weight loss rotation (I don't even remember who posted it, but it's hard, with lots of high impact and extremely effective, but I can't seem to finish a week without finding excuses so I'll try it for a week starting today.)

I hope all of my fellow Catheites have a great long weekend. Stick to your challenges. For me it means 4 days of workouts that I need to do to catch up. Have fun everybody and remember the people affected by Katrina. I already gave up a little bit to the cause.
 
Well I just finished the Chicken Woman Lunge. I did them in sets of 3 (350 each). My reputation might have changed, but it was sooooo much fun. My knees and quads ache, but it really wasn't too bad. It went fast and I finished up in less than 1 hour. I had to come in and eat too (that only takes me 2 mins as I eat very fast). I hope I made someone laugh out there.

Check out the pictures..>EGADS!

Charlotte~~
 
Heather!!!!!!}( }( }( }( }( I wasn't exactly posing. I was almost peeing! I was embarrassed, but had sooooo much fun and it is so good for me, the laughter and the work!

Charlotte~~
 
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