Hilarious!!!

[clareMc]

Folks:

my sister sent this to me via email and I laughed out loud after I realized what it was. Enjoy! May it brighten up your day!!! And since I am forwarding it to hundreds of you, I should be a thin stick before I go to bed!!!

Clare ;-) ;-) ;-)



This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day.

Breakfast

1 grapefruit

1 slice whole wheat toast

1 cup skim milk



Lunch

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken

1 cup spinach

1 cup herbal tea

1 Hershey's kiss



Afternoon

Tea

The rest of the Hershey Kisses in the bag

1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chip topping



Dinner

4 glasses of wine (red or white)

2 loaves garlic bread

1 family size supreme pizza

3 Snickers Bars



Late Night Snack

1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)



Remember; Stressed spelled backward is desserts!!!!!! Send this to four women and you will lose two pounds. Send this to all the women you know (or ever knew) and you will lose 10 pounds. If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately
That's why I had to pass this on, I didn't want to risk it!!!!!

 

[gogigi]

Too funny...I copied this and sent it to friends. What a hoot!
Angela:7

 

[Runcrazy]

That's very cute!

 

[Bobbi]

I love it and I am cutting and pasting it into an email to send to my family and friends. Thanks, Clare!
Bobbi "Chick's rule!" http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/chicken.gif

 

[icklemoley]

Hey Clare nice to see you back...haven't seen you around for a while, or perhaps my eyes weren't open as much??? Anyway, great to hear from you on here x

 

[clareMc]

Hi Wayne:

I've been keeping a low profile, dealing with a ton of shite in my life, or perhaps not dealing with it is a better word for it. I haven't exactly been Ms. perky so, I come on and read what everyone else is up to and share their experiences vicariously, but I am just in a different mode/zone right now. I am sure I will be back full-throttle at some time in the near future. Nice to hear from you and thanks for thinking of me. I was thinking about you over Xmas. Your posts at that time saddened me and I hope life is coming up roses again for you now?

How's Wales in January? Michigan is bl**dy cold!! Hate it. :-(
I miss London and all things British (exept for tea cozies, dinner ladies, hair rollers, Blackpool, Wigan, and other unfashionable locales!.....)

Clare

 

[ShyWolf]

Ahhh....that is just too cute .....
if only....
::::sigh::::