ETA: Sorry this is sooo long!!
Okay, so I’m finally back! It took me forever to read everything from this week. Forgive me if my remarks are random-ish since they may relate to things you said days ago.

I guess I don’t mind being an “expanding melter” as long as that makes no reference to my behind!

Also, I have to say that I’m happy to see that you all remained boobie-obsessed. I love the Melty Mascot. http://planetsmilies.net/obscene-smiley-1023.gif[/img][/url]
Leanne – Cathe would LOVE one of your beautiful bracelets!!! Sounds like you did a bit of retail therapy online this week. Which Nike capris did you order? I ordered those cute Nike Funky Vibe cropped pants in the Nike store in Chicago; the girl said I got the last pair in the warehouse. I hope they actually come and that they fit.

Sounds like BIL is being a bit of a pain! BTW, I got to go in a Trader Joe’s in Chicago. I loved it – wish we had them here. I bought more Fage today at the store – I couldn’t resist; it is unbelievably delicious (and expensive!!!). Yea for getting your plane ticket!!! How was the family BBQ? That cake sounds yummy!! I did make the card – I’m glad you liked it.
Shelley – How were your days off? I did iTread 6; DH & I both did it. I loved it. I work a lot harder that way than on my own; DH doesn’t really like it very much. I’d love to see pics of your garden; the stream and waterfall sound beautiful. We have a small pond (water feature) that my DH built. It’s so nice to sit out there and hear the water. I’m sorry your head is a Pandora’s Box of issues, concerns, etc. I can completely relate.
Shannon – I know you’re gone for today, but I hope you read this tomorrow. I absolutely love how you take the time to appreciate the beauty of nature and our world! And I love how you share it with us in a way that we can envision it! Thank you! How was the shindig at your mom’s? Did she have homemade ice cream??? yum! I love the idea of sandals on the elliptical – my feet go to sleep, too. I think I might try my Tevas. I guess I’m thankful those kids didn’t smash anything. Why do kids think it’s fun to tear up someone’s stuff? DH commented that these kids were actually artistic in the job they did, and they kept the tp low in the trees so it wasn’t too bad to clean up and shouldn’t harm the trees. I don’t think I mentioned that they also included silly string and a chalk message on the driveway – “Happy 4th of July!” Yeah, thanks! Good luck on the job hunt!
Tneah – WOW – you look amazing!!!! Your life on the boat sounds so cool and romantic! I’m so jealous that you and Leanne get to meet!! Y’all have FUN! I have a hilarious mental picture of you on your pink bike with your hat. When you figure out how to build that arse, please share. I think mine is genetically destined to be flat and droopy.
Allison – YEA for your very fun weekend (last weekend – I’m way behind!

) YEA! for your new boyfriend!! And YEA for your new car!!! It is super cute! This has been a very exciting week for you! How was the picnic?
Kara – I’m sorry I missed you before you left, but, in case you are checking, I hope you have a nice trip!!
Lainie – Hope your party is wonderful!!! Post pics of the patio.
Deb – How are you and the little spitfire? Did you do anything fun to celebrate the 4th?
Jennifer – Hi! How was the kayaking? Sounds lovely! Did you have any damage from the storm?
Robin – I hate that 80% diet concept – that just makes it all so frustrating. Working out takes a lot of time and energy to be only 20% of the equation. I guess I understand it, but I still don’t like it. It sounds like you have some great weekends planned. I’m sorry about your DD’s BF’s loss. I hope you have a nice visit with Tristan.
Peggie – Hi, and welcome to you, again! I would LOVE to work for the FBI! Lawyer TV shows & movies are also not very realistic!
BreckGirl – Welcome, again! I love dichroic glass – I’d love to learn to make glass beads! Where do you live in Texas??? I’m pretty new to this group, too, and they are all just awesome, caring women! I’m sorry you had a health scare this week, but I’m soooo happy it was a false alarm! You deserved that ice cream!
I hope you are all enjoying 4th of July festivities (Shelley, I'm glad you had a nice Canada Day.

). We are just hanging out – having salmon, baked sweet potatoes, asparagus, and watermelon for dinner. I’m trying to have us all eat really well this week b/c we ate a lot of delicious, rich, not-so-clean food in Chicago.
I'm glad to be home and all caught up!