FUNNY!!!!!! : )

[Fit_mommy]

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is
leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette,
with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet,
rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally
answered THAT question."

If anyone needs it explained - read it a second time.

 

[fit_fairy]

Ha Ha Hardy Ha Haa!!!

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[RunnerGirl]

OK Wendy! I did have to read it twice! I am slow! LOL.
OK. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
LD

 

[Liann]

ROFLMAO! That was great Wendy!!!

 

[seeking_guns]

LOL - good one...OK, Wendy, here's one for ya:


A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said....




"Clean my house."

 

[sunnydelite]

LMAO!

 

[gidget1978]

That is funny! And I did have to read it twice! Not quit with it yet, its to early to be smart
Lori

 

[Tess_ATL]

Both of these are hilarious!

 

[mrsmel]

Okay, my favorite joke I heard lately (it's lame, but I love lame jokes!):

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll go around!

 

[LauraMax]

Well I read it once, I understood it the first time, but I still want to know WHAT'S THE ANSWER?????????????????

Here's one for you: an elderly man & woman go out on their 3rd date. Toward the end of the date things get a little heated & they move their activities to the bedroom. The woman tells the man "I have to warn you, I have acute angina." The man answers "really? Well your breasts aren't bad either!"

ETA: OK I read it a second time. Now I know! :+

 

[0 Push ups]

:+ Funny....

 

[L Sass]

Quite cute!

Lorrie

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