A friend sent this to me, thought I would share....
And God populated the earth with broccoli and
cauliflower and spinach and
green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman
would live long and healthy lives.
And Satan created McDonald's.
And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double cheeseburger.
And Satan said to Man, "Want fries with that?"
And Man said, "Super size them."
And Man gained pounds.
And God created the healthful yogurt, that Woman
might keep her figure that Man found so fair.
And Satan froze yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts,
and brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt.
And Woman gained pounds.
And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and
shredded cheese. And there was ice cream for dessert.
And Woman gained pounds.
And God said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables
and olive oil with which to cook them."
And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak from Cracker Barrel
so big it needed its own platter.
And Man gained pounds, and his bad cholesterol
went through the roof.
And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels
between ESPN and ESPN2. And Man gained pounds.
And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."
And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the
healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips
and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also.
And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips
swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
And Man went into cardiac arrest.
And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery....
And Satan created HMOs....
And God populated the earth with broccoli and
cauliflower and spinach and
green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman
would live long and healthy lives.
And Satan created McDonald's.
And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double cheeseburger.
And Satan said to Man, "Want fries with that?"
And Man said, "Super size them."
And Man gained pounds.
And God created the healthful yogurt, that Woman
might keep her figure that Man found so fair.
And Satan froze yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts,
and brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt.
And Woman gained pounds.
And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad."
And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and
shredded cheese. And there was ice cream for dessert.
And Woman gained pounds.
And God said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables
and olive oil with which to cook them."
And Satan brought forth chicken-fried steak from Cracker Barrel
so big it needed its own platter.
And Man gained pounds, and his bad cholesterol
went through the roof.
And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds. And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels
between ESPN and ESPN2. And Man gained pounds.
And God said, "You're running up the score, Devil."
And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the
healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips
and deep-fat fried them. And he created sour cream dip also.
And Man clutched his remote control and ate the potato chips
swaddled in cholesterol. And Satan saw and said, "It is good."
And Man went into cardiac arrest.
And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery....
And Satan created HMOs....