Favourite lines from TV or movie

[BeethovenRocks]

Original title of this post: Bone idleness due to non-road trip inclusion ;-)

I’ve limited myself to 5 but now even that seems like too much.

“I’m heeeere to try to loosen up your knotty little body…”
Zee Masseur (Peter Sellers) – The Muppet Show

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
Don Corleone (Marlon Brando) – The Godfather

“I’m not bad…I’m just drawn that way.”
Jessica (Kathleen Turner)– Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

“Go ahead, make my day.”
(Aw, I think everyone knows all about that one)

And, finally, my all time favourite feel-good quote (wish the spooky sound effects could come through):

“The way is shut.
It was made by those who are dead and the dead keep it.
The way is shut.”

Army of the Dead – LOTR: Return of the King

 

[Liann]

"Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this...and totally redeem yourself!" - Jeff Daniels, Dumb & Dumber

Me & My DH's favorite though:

"I've had it with this dump! we've got no food, we've got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!" Jim Carey, Dumb & Dumber

And basically any quote that Humphrey Bogart said on screen. He always had good one liners.

 

[toughYrun]

"Lookin' good, Billy Ray." "Feelin' good, Lewis." - Dan Akroyd and Eddie Murphey, Trading Places

Don't know if I would say this is a favorite but for some reason I remember it and think it to myself sometimes when I am irritated:

"Pee drinking crap face!" - The Sandlot

 

[RunnerGirl]

LOL Liann. I love that movie.

"Go make yourself a dang quesidilla"
Napoleon Dynamite

"You wanna play me"
Napoleon Dynamite

"Can you do any sweet jumps"
Napoleon Dynamite

Can you see that I love this movie?

OH and my fave...
"Napoleon, don't be jealous cuz I am online all day talking to hot chicks"
LD

 

[Liann]

RunnerGirl - Lol, that last one is one of my DH's favorites too!

 

[story1267]

"No matter where you go.... there you are."

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

Also,

"Laugh while you can Monkey Boy!"

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

"Snap out of it!"

Moonstruck

OK, I guess these are pretty random but they still crack me up :+ Guess you had to be there!!!

 

[amyg]

OMG i haven't seen so many of these movies!!!

I really really love the line in It's a Wonderful Life that Jimmy Stewart's uncle says after he walks into a trash can off-screen: "I'm alllright, I'm aaaallllright!" LOL, that just makes me smile every time.

 

[nancy324]

"I understand you played a game of pool with Lisa for $200, which she won. I'm here to collect."

"How 'bout if I just kick your ass?"

"Oh, a counter-offer. That's what we lawyers - I'm a lawyer - we lawyers call that a counter-offer. This is a tough decision here. Get my ass kicked or collect $200. Let me think... I could use a good ass-kickin', I'll be very honest with you... nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred."

Gets me every time. :7

 

[earlyexerciser]

"Why is the rum always gone?" Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow

 

[mtnmom99]

"How do you feel about Cleveland?"

The line is said in Tootsie, when Michael Dorsey is auditioning and the camerman is asked to back up enough to make "Dorothy" look good.

Diane

 

[megadoo]

"I feel the need, the need for speed!"
Maverick talking to Goose, TopGun

"Maverick, you big stud, take me to bed or lose me forever"
TopGun

ANything that comes out of Vin Deisel's mouth makes me melt!


I LOVED that episode of Everybody Loves Raymond when Deborah was having PMS, and Ray bought her a bottle of Midol, and Marie (Ray's mom) slapped him in the face over it! HILARIOUS!!!!

I'll be back with more.





Maeghan AKA megadoo


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[Aquajock]

"You're hangin' out with us now, buddy, dignity's got nothing to do with it!" Sid The Sloth, "Ice Age"

A-Jock

 

[ldy_solana]

"I'm not even suppose to be here today.."-Dante from Clerks, a classic independent film from my high school days

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese?.."Pulp Fiction

"you'll shoot your eye out"-do i even have to mention

kassia

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"And do what thee wilt as long as ye harm none"

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[RunnerGirl]

Kassia,
A ROyale wit cheese?

LD

 

[ldy_solana]

>Kassia,
>A ROyale wit cheese?
>
>LD

"a big mac is a big mac, but over there its LE Big Mac"


kassia

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"And do what thee wilt as long as ye harm none"

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[buffettgirl]

There's no crying in baseball. Tom Hanks in a League of Their Own

Candlesticks are always nice. Bull Durham

Yeah, Liann, lots of Bogey lines.

Lots of Marx brother's lines too.

It's not the years, it's the miles. Indiana Jones

 

[beautifulsoul]

I don't have any favorite lines but this one is pretty funny. I goes something like this.

"I don't care if I have to shove you up my a$$ to get you through customs, your going to America." From Primevil.

 

[allwildgirl]

Have fun storming the castle!!! - The Princess Bride

On my signal, unleash Hell - Gladiator

People should know when they are conquered.
Would you, Quintus? Would I? - Gladiator

You know how to whistle, doncha Steve? You just put your lips together - and blow. - Lauren Bacall in To Have and Have Not

I AM A GOLDEN GOD! - Almost Famous

Inconceivable!
You keep using that word... I don't think it means what you think it means... - The Princess Bride

You despise me, don't you?
If I gave you any thought, I probably would - Casablanca

We named the DOG Indiana!!! - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Time to save the world again?
Absolutely! - Tomb Raider

 

[nancy324]

"I'll have whatever she's having" from When Harry Met Sally.

"These go to to eleven" from Spinal Tap.

 

[LauraMax]

"I'm not gay! I hate men, but I'm not gay!" Elaine Bennis, Seinfeld, stuck in the subway on her way to a lesbian wedding (just b/c I could really relate to it)

"This place is two weeks from everything!" George Clooney, O Brother Where Art Thou, trying to buy his favorite hair pomade from a store in the middle of nowhere (I don't know why but this line had me ROTFLMAO)