I was wondering about your "I won't eat tofu" statement. Just don't like it? I think many people dislike tofu because they may have tried the wrong type of tofu for certain things. There are basically two types: the first one comes in an asceptic package that you can store unrefrigerated until opened. It works well for blending and making dips, soup bases, puddings, etc. It is HORRIBLE (in my opinion) for stir frying or scrambling, as the texture is kind of like the cooked whites of a boiled egg.
The second type, which is marvelous for stir frying, scrambled tofu and pressed and baked tofu, is in either a water pack or a tightly sealed plastic that must be refrigerated. It has a good texture that holds up well, and can be made even denser by pressing out some of the water (put the tofu block on a plate, cover with a second upside-down plate, and weight down using a heavy pot or a large jar of pickles. Drain off the water that is pressed out. This is best for baking, stir frying --I sometimes "fry" in cooking sherry to get the mouth feel of oil without the calories-- and it absorbs marinate even better than unpressed tofu).I use Tree of Life reduced fat tofu (it used to come water packed, but now is in an air-tight plastic).
Also, be sure tofu is fresh. If it's fresh, it is very bland tasting and soaks up whatever flavorings you add to it. If it's not fresh, it will start to smell strong and may be yellowish.
Come on, give tofu another try, won't you ;-)