Easter Funnies
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Jennifit
Cathlete
I have a joke (let me see if I can write this...)
Three men were at the Pearly Gates.
God asked them to tell him the story of Easter.
The first man said, "Easter is the time a little baby was born in a manger and three wise men came to see him..."
God said, "NO!! How about the next guy?"
The second man said, "Easter is when all of the little boys and girls get dressed up and go door to door for some candy."
God said, "OH Geesh, no!!!"
The third man said, "Easter is when a man died on a cross and rose..."
God interrupted and and said to the third man, "You obviously know the story, let's get the others back here so you can tell them."
So, the third man started again, "Easter is when a man died on a cross and rose three days later only to see his shadow and to tell us that there are 6 more weeks of winter."
God just rolled his eyes...
HAPPY EASTER
Three men were at the Pearly Gates.
God asked them to tell him the story of Easter.
The first man said, "Easter is the time a little baby was born in a manger and three wise men came to see him..."
God said, "NO!! How about the next guy?"
The second man said, "Easter is when all of the little boys and girls get dressed up and go door to door for some candy."
God said, "OH Geesh, no!!!"
The third man said, "Easter is when a man died on a cross and rose..."
God interrupted and and said to the third man, "You obviously know the story, let's get the others back here so you can tell them."
So, the third man started again, "Easter is when a man died on a cross and rose three days later only to see his shadow and to tell us that there are 6 more weeks of winter."
God just rolled his eyes...
HAPPY EASTER
JennieR
Cathlete
BeethovenRocks
Cathlete
Have just forwarded the chocolate bunny one to my sister and BIL 
