Confession Thursday

Now I know why Franz/Shelley likes Cathe. She's from Germany too, isn't she.

All I remember from high school German is how to ask if I can sharpen my pencil. Kan Ich meinen bleistiff spitzen, bitte? And please ignore the spelling.
 
Franz? Bist Du noch da?
Schreibst Du gerne mit Bleistiff oder magst Du Kugelschreiber lieber? Ich mag Fueller am liebsten.
 
ROTFLMAO you guys are killing me! I need to think of some more things to 'fess....



"you miss 100% of the shots you never take"

Debbie
 
OK Debbie, just make sure you're confession is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Just like Shelley's. No big fat made lies about cookies or toast.
 
HAHAHAHA Okay Robin. You want a really bad one? WARNING - very unclean and naughty here -

A couple weekends ago DH and I were enjoying some fruity flavored absolut and ended up finishing the bottle. Oh my goodness did we pay for it on Sat. We were so drunk and still spinning but Aiden still was rarin' to go....yah, wouldn't recommend this as a part of a balanced and nutritious diet ;)



"you miss 100% of the shots you never take"

Debbie
 
Okay, okay, fine, I'm not really a cross-dressing German named Franz.

I'm a Lithuanian dominatrix named Madame Cruella who likes to make men wear diapers and call her mommy while she digs her 7 inch spike heels into their backs;)

I keep in shape by doing Cathe workouts and leg pressing 500 lb sumo wrestlers.
 
I haven't had lunch yet today. I'm seriously considering a burger and fries. I haven't had anything like that in ages. What the he!!--I've already had a cookie--right?}(

Michele
 
Oh Michele, if you have laughed as much as I have today, you will sured work off any burger, fries and as many cookies as you like.
 
Yes, I've been laughing all day:7 :7 :7 :7 I'll take that as your permission and go get that burger and fries now.}(

Michele
 
I used to do this when I was a kid--you know--confess in advance. I was raised Catholic and when I'd go into the confessional I'd tack on a few extra sins so I wouldn't have to come back for awhile. TEHEHE!!}( }(

Michele
 
After my workout today I got in the shower, and put sweats back on...In fact, I've been working from home all week and only get "dressed" right before DH gets home so he doesn't think I'm a slouch...

MJ
 
Debbie- caffeine free diet Coke won't dehydrate you, but it does have bad chemicals.

Confessions?

I ate a bag of Reese's miniature peanut butter cups the other night. It was in the house because I got it as a treat for my niece and she didn't eat it.

Here's a really bad one: My stepson gave me a list of their wedding gifts and I'm actually upset that my brother didn't give more. In fact, my whole estimation of him has gone down considerably. How petty is that?

-Nancy
 

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