Clean joke for the day

haydee

Cathlete
One day a young boy was doing his homework when he asked his father to explain the differences among irritation, aggravation, and frustration. His father thought for a moment then picked up the phone, put it on speaker phone and dialed a random number. When the phone was answered, he asks, "Can I speak to sponge Bob, please?" "No! There's no one here by the name of sponge Bob." His father hung up and said, "That's irritation."

Then he picked up the phone again, hit redial and asked for sponge Bob a 2nd time. This time the guy on the other end wasn't nearly as nice so he yelled; "I told you there is no one here named sponge Bob. Now don't call again!" His father hung up and said, "Son, that's aggravation."

Then the little guys asks; "Then what's frustration?" With that, the father picked up the phone and hit redial the 3rd time and when the phone picked up he casusally said; "Hello, this is sponge Bob. Have I received any phone calls?" That's frustration:7 :7 :7.

Enjoy!
Haydee
 
ROFL!!!! when we were kids we did prank call like that all the time. Boy does that piss people off! Very Funny!!!
:D
 
A man goes into a pet store and buys a parrot. He takes it home and on Thanksgiving Day while entertaining his family and friends, he is surprised when the bird starts cursing a blue streak in a very loud voice! The man is very embarrassed by the bird's bad language, and tries talking to the bird in soothing tones, covering the cage with a blanket, giving the bird a toy to distract it but nothing works. Finally, in total frustration, he takes the parrot out of its cage and puts in the refrigerator.

An hour later he starts to worry about the bird so he opens the refrigerator door and peeks in. The bird says "I'm so sorry for my bad language, I promise I'll never swear again". The man thinks this is wonderful and takes the bird out of the refrigerator and asks "what is the reason you've decided to change your ways?" The parrot answers - "I saw what happened to that other bird in there - what did HE do?"
 
Joke.........sort of

Things you should never throw in an argument

Your voice confusing

Clothes insufficiently aerodynamic

Animals cruel

Cushions futile

A party inapproriate

Crockery cliched

Things you cant lift embarrising

Un-insured electrical goods expensive

Whats left?

DONT WORRY, ALL DRINKS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE


Marion
:)
 

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