bumper stickers

[jimmie48]

i saw a bumper sticker today that cracked me up so i thought i'd share....it said "If you're not happy, fake it because nobody wants to hear your crap!"

 

[LaughingWater]

!!!!!!!!!! I love it.

One that made me laugh out loud in traffic:

"Come the Rapture, can I have your car?"

 

[Jennifit]

"I am a liberal arts major, may I take your order?"

 

[pink_fortitude]

"Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics"

hehe

Melissa

 

[trixie108]

I'm sure this will offend some, but I find it hysterical:

"Nice Hummer, sorry about your pen!s"

 

[Jonezie]

OMG...The Hummer one made me pee in my pants!

My BFF has this one in her office:

"Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?"