<--- BOOYAH!

<---LOL at Rogue and the imprint of carpet in her face!:7

<---tells Rogue she can have the Pumpkin Spice Latte simply for making <---laugh and <---promises not to try to steal Rogue's coffee machine coffee either!:+

<---after handing over the Pumpkin Spice <---turns swiftly in the direction she last saw that Debbie run! }(
 
<--- thanks Wendy but <--- sure did have to endure some serious pain and suffering to get that Latte!
<--- says "tag you're it" to Super Debbie - the coffee stalker is coming to get you!:eek:
<--- run Super Debbie run!:p
 
<---is laughing at you silly biatches this morning!
<---doesn't drink coffee, thank goodness!
<---can still like Wendy and not fear her
<---warns Rogue to be careful! Rugburn is no fun
<---is taking mini DH to park today to run around and wear him out
<---does not like teething toddlers
<---tooth fairy forgot to visit DS last night! x(
<---DS wrote sweet letter to tooth fairy reminding her that little one in crib cannot get out and chase her around :* :* :*
<---is going to go and jump on DH to get his lazy booty out of bed
<---thinks that Xbox nights are getting way too late
<---wishes that she had energy to stay up all night again

Missy
 
<--- swings in on a vine, Tarzan styles;)
<--- needs some toothpicks for her eyes this morning
<--- thinks all you coffee biatches need a 12 step program
<--- is thrilled that she only works until 1 today
<--- has much to do this afternoon, including an A-Jock mish mosh:eek:
<--- is glad to see Bobbi again and apologizes for not sending many e-mails but <--- has been swamped at work this week
<--- clicks heels together three times and disappears from thread
 
<--waves wildly to all in catheland and says TGIF!!
<--too tired to be frightened this morningx(
<--is amazed how funny my fellow biatches can be so early in the morning!
<--tells Shelley not to listen to any crochety old ladies and remember that she is an excellent parent; anyone that tells her otherwise is a great big a$$munch and will have an entire herd of no shiznit biatches to deal with:eek:
<--is SUPER excited because one more sleep until cathe reunion spectacular with Wendy!
<--is almost falling off chair with excitement because <--just received my new computer last night!!
<--is craving a pumpkin spice latte because of you crazy biatches:9
<--tells little miss "fiddle dee dee" Robin woops for the misunderstanding but looks like we will both be off tomorrow then:p
<--thinks Robin is FREAKIN hysterical and just loves her use of words:7
 
<---skips down the yellow brick road towards Shelley, then stops, jaw agape, when Shelley diappears
<---cowers as giant bubble appears in sky
<---fears it may be coffee patrol, come to take beloved cuppa
<---no, it isn't Wendy, or Rogue or other caffiene fiends-it is only the Good Fairy, come to apologise to Missy for her slacker sister, the Tooth Fairy, who was up too late playing Xbox
<---continues down the road, meeting up with Bobbi who directs <---to the Emerald City of Starbucks
<---falls asleep in the field of poppies and hopes someone will awaken <---with a kiss
<---sorry, wrong story...
 
<--- wants some of whatever Robin is on this morning
<--- is sure it can't be just coffee
<--- takes aim at pesky shiny bubble in the sky and blasts it with her phaser
<--- only set phaser to stun so Good Fairy is only temporarily immobilized
<--- smacks wildly at all the munchkins jumping around at her feet
<--- thinks the munchkins are really kind of creepy
<--- wonders if any houses fell on her ex-MIL this morning}(
<--- got to spent quality time with her ex- this morning and thinks he's definitely NOT aging like Richard Gere;)
<--- is happy her SO comes home today
<--- hijacks the Good Fairy's shiny bubble and floats away
 
<---is high on life
<---and the fact that today is Friday
<---but is bummed that the next 2 days will be away from computer
<---thought <---saw Shelley's exMIL fly by on broom with a bunch of monkeys
<---will chase the evil biatch with a bucket of water
<---expects Shelley's SO will be arriving on White Steed
<---expects Princess Sophie will have good report from teacher
<---feels coffee (and life)high wearing down, and will go get refill, at least of coffee
 
<---had to look up song on internet from yesterday's thread for all you ole cowhands who couldn't place it
<---says song is "I ride an old paint" recorded in 1941 by the Almanac Singers, who included Pete Seeger and Woody Guthrie
<---says, NO, I'm not that old
<---'s parents had old folk song recordings and Linda Ronstadt included this song on one of her albums
<--- sings, off key, I ride and old paint, I lead an old Dan, I'm going to Montana to throw the houlihan
<---still doesn't know what a holihan is though
 
<---says damn you shelley! you stole my plan to hijack the bubble!
<---was going to use the bubble to protect my coffee from the sneaky biatches
<---instead decides to chug coffee so not one drop is spilled
<---is happy Sandy finally gets her new computer
<---thinks Sandy and Wendy will have a great time at lunch
<---leaves this afternoon for Ren Fest
<---is wishing i had more hair for my costume
<---waves to Bobbi
<---thinks KTLA news is very different
<---took my "off" day yesterday, so has to work out today
<---hopes all biatches have a great weekend


jes
 
<---can not locate the Debster but spots crazy Robin w/a coffee cup!
<---takes off swiftly & silently to track her next victim.
<---Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaah!}(
 
<--tells Shelley that ex MIL should watch out for angry no shiznit biatches rather than house falling on her...
<--hopes this thread is making Shelley feel better today:)
<--asks Jes if she got <--voicemail from the other day??!!
<--wants to know what a Ren fest is!
 
<---throws cup of coffee in Wendy's general direction and runs screaming in other direction
<---bumps into Sandy and says Hello!
<---bumps into jes and says have fun this weekend
<---asks jes to give <---'s regards to the Queen and Sir Francis Drake
<---says Long Live the Queen
<---can feel Wendy sneaking up behind her, hijacks Shelley's passing MIL's broom and speeds off to the castle and safety
 
<---tells Sandy that i did notice a message on the answering machine yesterday, but it was too late to call back.
<---will call Sandy next week
<---tells Sandy that the Ren Fest is the Renaissance Festival...it's a Faire. <---thinks www.texrenfest.com will explain better


jes
 
<--- rides in on a donkey
<--- tells Sandy that Ren Fest is a Renaissance Festival with knights and princesses and yummy food and jousting and swordfights and elephants to ride:eek:
<--- hopes Jes has a great elephant ride
<--- thanks everyone for their kind support in this, my time of need;)
<--- needs to balance her chequebook to see how much money she has
<--- is going on a "date" with her SO this weekend
<--- thinks she may have to get him drunk and...... well, you can figure out the rest
<--- flies out on the back of a Hungarian Horntail
 
<---is super ready for supercalafragalistic gab-fest tomorrow!!!!http://www.smileys.ws/smls/action/00000025.gif[/img]http://www.smileys.ws/smls/action/00000025.gif[/img]http://www.smileys.ws/smls/action/00000025.gif[/img]
<---is also ready for some YUMM-O CHEESECAKE!!!:9 :9 :9
 
<---got Sandy's e-mail, will e-mail you back tonight, girl!
<---wishes Sandy lived closer, like in the next house or across the street...
<---woke up with a really sour stomach, what's up with that?
<---wonders if it was the persimmons she ate last night
<---is trying to calm tummy with bland oatmeal
<---doesn't feel like working out today
<---doesn't feel like working out EVER:eek:
<---needs a rest month
<---still wonders what a hulian is and if Robin found out what it means
<---gives Rogue an ice pack for the rug burn
<---has to fly now -- long day today

Pinky
 
<---wonders what a Hungarian Horntail is???http://www.smileys.ws/smls/confused/00000001.gif[/img]
<---asks Shelley if <---can have some of the $$$ she hoarding in her checking account!;)

<---loses track of Robin for the moment but does not give up <---search for the ultimate cup of coffee!:+
<---knows SOMEONE in this forum is harboring coffee and <---must find out who it is!!!http://www.smileys.ws/smls/customed/00000065.gif[/img]
 

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