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I just want to reach in and kiss his pretty little pawz and his sweet little face. And don't you just love the little pink tummy and that new puppy smell?

"Trash food" costs about 1/3 of what healthier food costs. The price difference between lean meats and processed junk alone is unbelievable. When you're poor, trash is all you can afford. All this judging of Those People, while sitting in a nice room in a nice house, removed from the truly...

Man, is THAT ever the truth! Managed healthcare NOW is making a lot of wealthy business people wealthier, at the expense of many who have it but aren't getting what they need. I remember when I used to have 30 health plans from which to choose. Now we have 5 or 6 because the costs have risen...

Carolla, I am so sorry for all you're going through and I agree about Trash Limbaugh.

One of my co-workers NEVER goes online because she finds it intimidating. I told her she's REALLY missing out. I said I'm always over at T-Nation.com for the modern man's viewpoint. And I to to Cathe Nation for all manner of opinions on everything else. "Hell, I said. If it weren't for my...

I got fed up with movie audience rudeness way back when Saving Private Ryan came out. D-Day was on the screen while the moron in front of me (not an obnoxious kid but not a doctor, either) took not one, not two, but THREE cell phone calls. That was IT for me. But back then, I brought my own...

The best happened ages ago. Probably around 1988. I was walking towards my car across the oval on the Ohio State University campus. I was wearing a deep orange tee-top and charcoal grey sweater skirt with a 4" wide burgundy "crocodile" belt. Sounds garish now. Some guy was walking the...

Here's some attention! Oh yea, about armpit farts, here's something weird: I never could do them when I was fat but now that I've lost the weight they just happen. No lie. I first noticed it when I was moving down the stairs real fast, "farting" the whole way... and then one happened...

I just can't help but think of those Saturday Night Live sketches skewering DanActive and Jamie Lee Curtis. Hilarious.

OMG! The Inflatable Lamb! The "review poems" are hysterical. Points for The Toilet Monster as a deterrent to pets drinking from the toilet...

Someone needs to drop a Collage Video catalog into her mailbox so she can see what she's up against before getting in over her head...

Okay, I simply cannot keep reading those reviews or I'll never stop. So where is the three pigs review you all are talking about? Seriously, anyone who doubts the literary talent of the average American needs to read these. Our people can WRITE! I honestly couldn't believe something as...

That was my first thought. As was previously stated, he was 72, in Thailand (fringe sex capital of the world) filming a movie... His daughter said he was never depressed... Still, Suicide or auto-erotic asphyxiation, his death is tragic. I LOVED KUNG FU and, with the Kill Bill movies. To...

That's what I need. A bunch of full body workouts.

That's hilarious!

Once you've gotten a deep, intense, soulful kiss from a man; the kind that makes your knees collapse and sends a wide, warm volt of electricity all through your body; you'll never again say great kissing is "overrated." It's a feeling that will stay with you your whole life. You'll never...

I LOVE this! At 48, and being such an outsider in regards to physique competing, I really questioned the wisdom in getting started in competing. Now I'm inspired and re-thinking my decision. Thank you so much.

Just kidding :p:p:p!

Well, evidently, cheating is what your boss would do in Vegas. He probably really believes that and delights in getting you all worked up. It's a control thing, as if being boss isn't control enough. Let it roll right off you. But when your boyfriend comes back you might want to insist on...

No no. You SHOULD write comic books. If you wrote them people who never go near them, like me, would actually READ them. Seriously, you could connect with a whole new audience. Archie needs to grow a pair. I figure Veronica will make Archie's life a living Hell and, after the divorce...