Unfortunately, my wife Susan can't make it to Glassboro NJ for the Roadtrip on Friday. If you are on the waiting list (or missed signing up?), contact Nancy Pollock ASAP at firstname.lastname@example.org and ask to take Susan's spot.
Don't do anything you'll regret as soon as you finish!
Notice how as you swallow that last bite of offensive food that you groggily come back to your senses and think, what did I just DO??!
Please remind me of this very powerful truth when I call out to you all!