KadetKim
Cathlete
Now I’m the first to admit that I never excelled at needlecraft at school. Give me a swimming pool and I’ll show you what I’m all about, but let me loose with a sewing machine and they’ll be tears. It’s hard to make me cry, No grown man has ever succeeded, but leave me alone with some fabric and a bit of thread and its Kramer.vs.Kramer all over again.
To my certain recollection the only thing that I ever produced at the end of my many sessions of toil and angst was some sort of misshapen wonky old thingy, all zippers and dangly bits made with too much material but full of holes at the same time. It had a droopy neckline, ridiculous baggy arm holes and a disastrous back full of openings where that sucker just wouldn’t join up right.
But …………………… I’d have battened down the copyright on that baby so hard you couldn’t see daylight if I could ever have predicted that a mere 40 years on someone would have snaffled my design and had it lampooning all over Centre Court.
And don’t even get me started on those gold drawers. When Kylie Minogue gets a whiff of them she’ll be hoofing it down to the Lawyer before you can say “I’m Spinning Around”. Mind yous, even gold drawers is preferable to no drawers (IMO).
To my certain recollection the only thing that I ever produced at the end of my many sessions of toil and angst was some sort of misshapen wonky old thingy, all zippers and dangly bits made with too much material but full of holes at the same time. It had a droopy neckline, ridiculous baggy arm holes and a disastrous back full of openings where that sucker just wouldn’t join up right.
But …………………… I’d have battened down the copyright on that baby so hard you couldn’t see daylight if I could ever have predicted that a mere 40 years on someone would have snaffled my design and had it lampooning all over Centre Court.
And don’t even get me started on those gold drawers. When Kylie Minogue gets a whiff of them she’ll be hoofing it down to the Lawyer before you can say “I’m Spinning Around”. Mind yous, even gold drawers is preferable to no drawers (IMO).