JAFitMama
Cathlete
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a
Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the
counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than
one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she
showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and
material imaginable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety,
there are really only four types of bras to choose
from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army,
the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the
differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really
quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and
upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E,
F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra
sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure
out what the letters stood for, it is about time you
became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen
Judy "Likes2bfit"
If you fail to plan, then you plan to fail.
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A man walked into the ladies department of a
Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the
counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than
one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she
showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and
material imaginable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety,
there are really only four types of bras to choose
from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied:
"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army,
the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.
Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the
differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really
quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and
upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E,
F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra
sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure
out what the letters stood for, it is about time you
became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
They forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen
Judy "Likes2bfit"
If you fail to plan, then you plan to fail.
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5ce27b3127cce94279e1404fa00000016108AatHLZo3buN
http://www.picturetrail.com/gallery/view?p=999&gid=9978144&uid=4817615&members=1
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