lcobb2
Cathlete
Morning laughs....
Ways to turn down unwanted folks from hitting on to you...
Initiator: Can I buy you a drink?
Recipient: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Initiator: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Recipient: I'm a plastic surgeon.. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Initiator: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Recipient: Must've been once.. I never make the same mistake twice.
Initiator: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Recipient: I must've been given your share.
Initiator: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Recipient: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
Initiator: Your face must turn a few heads.
Recipient: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Initiator: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
Recipient: Okay, get out.
Initiator: I think I could make you very happy.
Recipient: Why? Are you leaving?
Initiator: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Recipient: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Initiator: Can I have your name?
Recipient: Why? Don't you already have one?
Initiator: Shall we go see a movie?
Recipient: I've already seen it.
Initiator: Where have you been all my life?
Recipient : Hiding from you.
Initiator: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Recipient: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
Initiator: Is this seat empty?
Recipient: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Initiator: So, what do you do for a living?
Recipient: I'm a female impersonator.
Initiator: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Recipient: Do not enter..
Initiator: Your body is like a temple.
Recipient: Sorry, there are no services today.
Initiator: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Recipient: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Ways to turn down unwanted folks from hitting on to you...
Initiator: Can I buy you a drink?
Recipient: Actually I'd rather have the money.
Initiator: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Recipient: I'm a plastic surgeon.. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Initiator: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Recipient: Must've been once.. I never make the same mistake twice.
Initiator: How did you get to be so beautiful?
Recipient: I must've been given your share.
Initiator: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Recipient: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
Initiator: Your face must turn a few heads.
Recipient: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Initiator: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
Recipient: Okay, get out.
Initiator: I think I could make you very happy.
Recipient: Why? Are you leaving?
Initiator: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Recipient: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
Initiator: Can I have your name?
Recipient: Why? Don't you already have one?
Initiator: Shall we go see a movie?
Recipient: I've already seen it.
Initiator: Where have you been all my life?
Recipient : Hiding from you.
Initiator: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Recipient: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
Initiator: Is this seat empty?
Recipient: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Initiator: So, what do you do for a living?
Recipient: I'm a female impersonator.
Initiator: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Recipient: Do not enter..
Initiator: Your body is like a temple.
Recipient: Sorry, there are no services today.
Initiator: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Recipient: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
