Thursday Funny! Government Sign Interpretations...

[materialsgirl]

I can't even begin to describe. You will just have to go to the website and see for yourself. I'm trying so hard not to bust out laughing at my desk! :7

http://www.msxnet.org/humour/terror_alert

 

[Liann]

Lol, I think I need to post those on my office's safety board.

 

[RunnerGirl]

This is soooo funny! I am laughing out loud. DH came downstairs to see what was so funny.
LD

 

[Georgia Peach Fit]

"Lol, I think I need to post those on my office's safety board."

I just did! That is too funny...all the humor around here is making it VERY difficult for me to get anything done at the office!

 

[TeTe]

Oh, god! Thank you, Emily. I needed to laugh like that...what a stress reliever. :7 :7 :7 :7

 

[jonahnah]

I am laughing so hard, I am CRYING! Those were hysterical!

Jonahnah
Chocolate IS the answer, regardless of the question.

 

[lilmo]

"If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting."

OMG - I'm laughing so hard my cheeks are cramping up!

 

[kathryn]

ROFLMAO!

Some of these are freaking hilarious (I do like that one design for a tattoo!)

 

[kathryn]

>OMG - I'm laughing so hard my cheeks are cramping up!


Which ones?}(

 

[Beavs]

I read these while doing my washing machine moves on my hula pooper. I laughed to cried. I cried til I peed...wasn't a pretty picture.
:7 :7 :7 :7 :7

 

[tneah]

:+ :+

 

[materialsgirl]

>I read these while doing my washing machine moves on my hula
>pooper. I laughed to cried. I cried til I peed...wasn't a
>pretty picture.
>:7 :7 :7 :7 :7

Beavs, sounds like you need to use Ben Wa balls so you don't pee when you cry.

 

[TeTe]

"If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that ####."

I'm thinking about using this as my signature line. It just says it all.

 

[materialsgirl]

LMAO!!! TeTe, I think I will use one of them as my signature too. They're too funny not to quote.