This Joke Made Me Laugh Out Loud

S

Soosan

Cathlete
A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway runs into the
house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags! I won the lottery!!!"

The husband says, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or
mountain stuff?"

"Doesn't matter," she says. "Just get the hell out."

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LOL! dh just read it and said, "damn women"......he really thinks ya'll are halarious though!:D


jes
 
I don't get it.

Briee

}( }( }( Just being a jerk - I would die without my dh - he's kind of a soulmate so to speak....SO I DON'T THINK IT'S FUNNY. :p :p :p :p

BUT Buckingham thinks it's hysterical for some odd reason...sometimes I wonder about him. (I think he's become buddy-buddy with Fiona recently and he only thinks its funny because SHE laughed so hard). ;) ;) ;)
 
Briee, YOU made me laugh outloud! You guys crack me up. Thanks for the funny Sooooooooooooon! (I think I'm the ONLY one that gets those o's right!)
Your-Friend-In-Fitness, DebbieH (AKA "Den Mother Debbie")http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/wavey.gif[/img] If You Get The Choice To Sit It Out Or Dance...I Hope You DANCE!!!
 
Not to be picky or anything Debbie......you may have the ooooooooooooo's right, but what about the S and the A. Do you have something against S's and A's?????

By the way miss Debbie....I've scanned a few of the road trip threads and I'm in near depression...or maybe it's complete and thorough jealousy....don't know which, probably both.

I want ALL the pictures posted. Next time I'm going with you. I was thinking you were from Ohio or some midwestern state, are you really from Texas???? (I had this dream of picking you up and driving together and just having a blast on the road, not to mention at the gym, but TX is sort of a LONG swing around.) I'll be with you in spirit girl.

NOW...I'm going back to ignoring all those road trip threads and focusing on MORE IMPORTANT things.....like.... well.....there's.....I'll get back to you. x( x( x( x(

Briee
 
Shelley....you must have got that post in right before I did.

As the saying goes.....GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE....ahhhh yes!!

Briee

(or was it "demented minds think alike"....can't remember off hand)
 
I think it's more like "fools seldom differ". And Debbie does live in Ohio. According to her profile anyway. Akron.
 
Duuuh!

Shelley & Briee, I had no idea what you were talking about. I looked at the name about ten itmes before it sunk in! Guess I was SOOOOOOOO concentrating on those o's, I forgot a few other important factors. Briee, I think my brain must be fried thinking about the roadtrip too much! I can't tell you how excited I am. Yes, I guess I already have! SORRY! I so wish you were coming. I am from Ohio! Where did Texas come up??? Has Jes been telling you stories? Did you hear about my dream of the roadtrip? Okay, now I KNOW I am thinking of the roadtrip all day looong but I must be thinking about it in my sleep too! I dreamt a couple weeks ago that I got to Jersey and we had to walk up a very long flight of steps to get to the reception room. I was sooo excited but nervous at the same time that I wouldn't know anyone. I walked in and who do I see first????? BOSTON ROB from Survivor! Ha! And, guess what? He was sooo nice to me and we decided together to go find the other Cathe-roadtrip people but they were ALL "Survivors"! Analysis: do you think I'm worried I won't recognize anyone on the trip??? Ha! Just had to share. (But if we CAN do a Cathe workout, we are Survivors, eh??? ) Anyway, I wish so bad you were coming and hope that you can make the next trip. :-( Sorry, us nuts keeping going on & on about it.

Your-Friend-In-Fitness, DebbieH (AKA "Den Mother Debbie")http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/wavey.gif[/img] If You Get The Choice To Sit It Out Or Dance...I Hope You DANCE!!!
 
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