The man next door

[gidget1978]

Yes...its me and I have another complaint LOL

Ugh...the guy who works next door, drives me crazy! He is one of those people who knows everything and yesterday I finally bit back.

He needed some paper work from me and wanted me to bring it to him, claiming that "I" needed theexercise! I finally said, "hey, Im not the one with the gut...you come get it!".

Im tired of hearing him talk about how he keeps himself in shape by walking his dog for 10 mins when he is almost as wide as he is tall. Then everytime he sees me eating, no matter what it is, could be a peice of fruit, he will say " your going to get fat". I know he is probably only joking...but I think thats enough now.

Lori....

....now I will stop whining

 

[punka274]

Lori....your hilarious! Good for you for biting back

 

[fit44]

Hey, if he dishes it out

I have a neighbor that has the best of everything. According to him, he has the better house, the better garden, eats a low fat diet, and knows just about everything there is to know about home repair.
I get to hear how great his garden is when I'm working on mine. It's so rude!!

 

[ldy_solana]

i take it the guy is single? talking to any female like that could result in extreme pain of pubic region and possible loss of your twig and berries -i didn't make this up, this is surgeon general's warning!!! don't every critique what a woman is eating or tell her "she needs the exercise" those possible side effects are not worth it!

kassia

 

[Dela]

Ummm, he's really annoying. Even just joking, still annoying. And why does he feel the need to comment on your weight or fitness level, that's just odd.

Another good argument for not talking to your neighbors.

 

[Dela]

Ohhh work neighbor, so harder to avoid, I get it now, just takes me a while.

 

[LaughingWater]

Oh God, what if those little comments are his way of flirting?!

Now that I've planted that idea in your head...have a great day at work!

 

[Dela]

Oh God, what if those little comments are his way of flirting?!

Ohhh you could be right! It's the grown up equivalent of pulling your hair.

 

[goldenpath]

Oh God, what if those little comments are his way of flirting?!

Now that I've planted that idea in your head...have a great day at work!

That is what I was thinking..

 

[Jennifit]

Oh God, what if those little comments are his way of flirting?!

Now that I've planted that idea in your head...have a great day at work!

That is what I thought, too!!! Like little boys who throw rocks at girls they like.

 

[SirenSongWoman]

Your response was PERFECT and he deserved it. Hope it shuts him up for good. It probably is his way of flirting but, if so, he's a social moron.