sparrow13
Cathlete
This probably isn't new but it gave me a laugh! 
THANKSGIVING FORECAST
Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high newa 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe sqall or cold shoulder.
During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on teh other. Please pass the gravey.
A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will dimish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.
Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwicches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50% chance of scattered soup late in teh day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.
THANKSGIVING FORECAST
Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high newa 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe sqall or cold shoulder.
During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates. Mashed potatoes will drift across one side while cranberry sauce creates slippery spots on teh other. Please pass the gravey.
A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway. During the evening, the turkey will dimish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34F in the refrigerator.
Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwicches will be established. Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50% chance of scattered soup late in teh day. We expect a warming trend where soup develops. By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.
