ROFL at myself

[nancy324]

For those of you who know me, I'm always trying to get my DH to eat healthier (despite that he never listens to me ).

We were just in the supermarket, shopping separately, but checking out together. On the check-out conveyer belt I see a package of beef sausage. I pick it up and start reading the ingredients and lecturing. In the middle of my rant, my DH says "that's not ours". I look closer and see that among all the groceries there is a barely visible divider separating our stuff from the stuff of the woman ahead of us. So I'm basically touching, handling and criticizing A STRANGER'S GROCERIES. Talk about a nagging wife!! :7 :+ :7 :+ :7 :+

 

[ldy_solana]

OMG did the other customer say anything?? i would have been mortified or probably would have said it about the one person who likes to cuss ppl out LOL.

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[tneah]

Shame on you!!:7 :7

 

[andtckrtoo]

Oh my, that sounds like something I would do! Hope the stranger did not hear you! :+

 

[dogs2birds]

THAT'S funny! I wonder if she'll think a little differently when she is eating it? If she heard you, that is. I'm seeing a new TV show where you go around and critique how healthy/unhealthy the food is that people have on the conveyor belts at the checkout at the grocery store.

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[nancy324]

Fortunately, she did not seem to hear or see me. Her credit card wasn't going through and she was deep in conversation with the check-out woman.
Whew!!

 

[janiejoey]

You made me laugh tell I cried. Thanks for sharing.

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[RunninTeach]

Tsk, tsk, Nancy! Handling a stranger's sausage like that! }( ;-) :7

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Nancy-

That is just so funny!



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[Beavs]

<I'm seeing a new TV show where you go around and critique how healthy/unhealthy the food is that people have on the conveyor belts at the checkout at the grocery store.>

I'd like to watch the show where the critiquee stuffs the critiquer, head first, in the garbage can in the grocery store parking lot (except for Nancy of course)

 

[fit_fairy]

>I'd like to watch the show where the critiquee stuffs the
>critiquer, head first, in the garbage can in the grocery
>store parking lot (except for Nancy of course)



Beavs :7 :7 :7


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[buffettgirl]

OMG! Nancy that is soooo funny and could be soooo embarrassing!

 

[nancy324]

>Tsk, tsk, Nancy! Handling a stranger's sausage like that! }(
>;-) :7


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[nancy324]

><I'm seeing a new TV show where you go around and critique
>how healthy/unhealthy the food is that people have on the
>conveyor belts at the checkout at the grocery store.>
>
>I'd like to watch the show where the critiquee stuffs the
>critiquer, head first, in the garbage can in the grocery
>store parking lot (except for Nancy of course)

Gee, thanks Beavs.

 

[fit_fairy]

Nancy, you are such a good sport

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[wendybdh]

Hilarious, yet mortifying all at the same time If your DH is anything like mine he'd never let me live that one down

 

[nancy324]

He has sworn off shopping with me for life.

 

[Mckmain]

>Tsk, tsk, Nancy! Handling a stranger's sausage like that! }(
>;-) :7

Oh my...heaven forbid.....Cathy you have me LMAO....http://www.emotihost.com/glass20/1.gif[/img]

 

[kathryn]

You should know better than to handle a stranger's meat}(