Random, rambling Monday thoughts

allwildgirl

allwildgirl

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I've definitely developed a peanut butter addiction.

I was driving to work this morning when it suddenly occurred to me that I was solely in charge of a ton of metal hurtling down the highway at breakneck speed. It's a sobering thought. Car as weapon.

Why is it that I can leave my belly button ring out for two days and the hole starts to close up, but the scrape on my knee from three weeks ago is still angry and red?

What exactly can be achieved using 1 lb weights, apart from a repetitive strain injury?

I've now concluded that cookies to Shelley is as Kryptonite to Superman. No, I don't wear a cape.

I may actually be vaguely optimistic about Christmas this year. Imagine that. I guess I can take the branch off the dog's head and put away all those big, grey sacks.

You all spell funny;)
 
Canadians spell funny. colour. checque. centre. Yup... funny.

Why does Mastercard keep raising our credit limit when we have never carried a balance and never even come close to our credit limit to begin with?

Am I delusional enough to think that if I clear some space in my home office that a shiny new treadmill will materialize there? Well, I sure hope it does because I spent a lot of time clearing that space. ;)

I have come to the conclusion that I live in the windiest place on earth. I'm pretty sure I saw a cow fly past my house yesterday. Or it might have been a horse. It was moving pretty fast - hard to tell.
 
You guys crack me up.

Why is it the perfect response occurs to you 23 hours after the initial comment is made, and usually while you are in bed, trying to get back to sleep?

Sometimes I worry about preferring to spend time chatting with forum folks then face to face with co workers. But I have spent close to 26 years with most of co workers. I don't know many of your faults yet, and I don't have to get mad at you all for not doing your jobs.
 
I'm in a foul mood today and am not sure why. Even my four year old daughter's constant chatter is getting on my nerves. Gotta get a grip.....

When it comes right down to it, California is an ugly state. The coast is pretty and Yosemite is pretty, and the redwoods are pretty but all that space in between looks like the surface of the moon.

I need to get some work done today and the software used to connect to the company network keeps booting me off. Aaargh!!

When I see Christmas commercials on TV it feels so weird to be sitting in almost 80 degree weather with views of palm trees and the ocean out my kitchen window.

I agree with Shelly, I do spell funny because almost all of my posts contain at least one spelling or grammatical error,
 
Why do WE have to make mistakes to learn - why can't we just learn from other's mistakes?

No matter what you do to protect your kids, they are going to have to feel the world on their own and will have to be let go.

You really can't turn back time.

The decisions you make as a youngster really can affect the rest of your life.

Today is a deep day, as you can tell. ;-)

Missy
 
Why is it that when my hands are full, that's when my son chooses to either whine or need something badly, like a band-aid on a boo-boo?

Why do we call a wound a boo-boo anyway? It's a very silly term for an injury. Is it because children freak out when they see blood, the way they would if they saw a ghost?

I've never seen ghosts and tend to believe they're not real. But some things that you can't see ARE real, like malice and envy, love and kindness... What is reality anyway? Is it merely what one can prove exists through quantifying measures, or is it what one believes?

I believe the time I've spent here, posting my thoughts and chatting with strangers, is equivalent to the time it would take me to go around the planet a couple dozen times on a makeshift raft.

I don't think I'd survive circumnavigating the globe on nothing but a makeshift raft. I'd most probably die in the first mild storm.

What doesn't kill you only makes you more jaded.

Pinky
:p
 
I see what you're saying, Shellers. I guess becoming jaded is quite like a little death, huh?

There is something else that people have equated with a "little death", but I don't think it's something I can mention in a public forum.:)

Pinky
 
You guys are funny...

Here is mine... Why did I spend so much money on workout DVDs and equipments and I still wasted it on junk food? Ha! We all know why...

And I JUST bought 3 more DVDs, the high step topper and a riser, which cost me a total of $241. I only have a part time job @ Starbucks, am still going school, and my DH is the only person who has a real job here. Now I feel bad.

Gosh, I am getting more moody now. Thinking that it's the holiday season, our new house is empty and needs some furnitures (even though the empty living room gives me great space to work out), and our wedding is on the way, I really need a full time job.

Yeah... random, rambling Monday thoughts...
 
I've been staring at my reflection in the mirror, tweezers in hand, ever since Sparrow posted the "Bearded Lady" thread. I think I need those laser treatments. ;(

I share Shelley's passion for cookies. I had a pumpkin cookie today and it was scrumptious!! :9 :p }(

I ordered my Thanksgiving turkey today. My FIL is going to cook it--now I know whay they call it THANKS-giving.

This is the only forum I post on. I can't help but wonder who the heck you people are and if I'm old enough to be your mother!

I can see myself deteriorating into an old biddy. Is this a sad thing or an honor that is earned?

I have a guy who mows my lawn, a guy who cleans my windows and gutters, a guy who delivers my salt for my water softener, a crew that paints my house, a handyman that does whatever--I have alot of men and I'm the largest employer in my town!

Michele
 
Nah ladies! What hasn't killed me so far is like nowhere nears in killing me. I rarely get sick. Blame it on Cathe, But I rarely get ill. Sometimes I wonder, if we have some some serious chaos in our life would I be able to survive. YEAH !
 
Why is it that I keep getting outbid for stuff on ebay when there is another listing for the same item below? Why don't I just "buy it now" when I know I'm going to end up spending that much anyway?

Why when I go to a car dealership, I know more about the product than the salesperson?

Why am I addicted to this forum and can't seem to stay off of it?

Why does my mom not understand that my DH and I would want to spend Thanksgiving ALONE and not make the day revolve around FOOD!

Why can't I just think of food as fuel for my body just like gas is for my car? I only fill up my gas tank when it's almost empty, why can't I do that for my STOMACH!!!!

good vent, thanks!

Jeanette
 
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