Poor Grandma

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Cathlete
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma and said, "Hi Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew, "They won't let me fart."
 
ROFLMAO - I almost choked on my cough drop - Poor Grandma!!!

Claude


"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." Satchel Paige
 
Okay...Bill, that was funny! I have a 13yr. old this will be a hit with after school today.

On another note: I was telling my DH about your input at Cathe's Place and he was wondering if you also worked out to her weight tapes? My DH has for years now ( actually rehiblitated his knees with PS legs workout and can run really well now) and is a loyal Catheite. ANYWAY, and here is where it got interesting and I almost fell over....he said that he thinks Cathe should use some of the DH's that actully use her workouts on a weight tape in the future. You game????;-) deb
 
Deb,

I am a Cathe fan, anyone that inspires so many people to look and feel their best, is great in my book.

LOL As for me being in one of her DVDs Cathe wants to inspire people not scare people....;)

Now my 54 years young wife is a inpiration to me.:)
 
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