I couldn't read it, because I'm poop-phobic, but the title cracked me up!
Sparrow
Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ‘Wow - what a ride!’ — Peter Sage
I swear that was the funniest thing I've ever read!!!!! I just sent it to pretty much everyone I know and printed it out for my husband to read as he will thoroughly enjoy it!!! I haven't laughed like that in a VERY long time...thanks!!!!